Things to say during your first WSOP hand

[Sweet James]

"Hit me"

"I'm all in" (if it's a limit tournament)

Should make your opponents wrongfully think you're a terrible newb player and despise you so you can trap them down the road

[ghostface]

just a terrible thread

[tisthefire]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

[calmB4storm]

"I wanted to say something really cool right now, but the guys on the interweb weren't much help. Apparently they didn't like me very much. So I guess I'll just shut up and put my peen back in my mouth... ood uck entlemn"

[Dan87]

walk around the table and shake every players hand

[doubLe a tom]

Your odds of being killed in a tornado are 1 in 2 million.

[10BaseTom]

Are any of you bots?

[plzleenowhammy]

No matter what comes on the flop say "damn, I had exactly those cards!"

that puts me on endlifetilt.

[SomethingClever]

"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."

[tisthefire]

put your gun on the table and say "if i don't cash i'm blowing my brains out" i think that would make it super hard for someone to bust you