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06-06-2007, 12:34 AM
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History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
For decades woman have held the sole rights to the title "succubus." In 1935 AD a man named Ross Parks led the way for the new Male Rights Movement. Ross attended a local costume party dressed as a succubus and was greeted with copious amounts of ridicule. The women of the party stated that only females could be succubi "by definition." The women spat upon him and destroyed his soul. While the Femi-Nazis had quelled the quiet rebellion of Ross Parks, the movement perpetuated. The controversy resufaced in 1972 AD and thousands of men were slaughtered at the Battle of Globe, Az. Finally in 1973 BC, oh [censored] I mean AD (sorry I just experienced a typo that I am too lazy to correct) a legendary man by the name of Shmoo Robinson invented the bitch slap and successfully conquered the Feminist Movement. Now men and woman are equals giving gender the opportunity to be considered a "succubus" if they meet the requirements.
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#2
06-06-2007, 12:38 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
punch yourself in the face.
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#3
06-06-2007, 12:41 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
how many times?
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06-06-2007, 12:51 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
Atleast until you are bleeding. Then take pictures and post them here.
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#5
06-06-2007, 12:52 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
Whats happening here?
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#6
06-06-2007, 01:03 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
 how's that
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#7
06-06-2007, 01:08 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
I said punch yourself in the face, not stab some strange Sri Lankan dude. Racist ban plz.
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#8
06-06-2007, 01:11 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
im not sri lankan, im american just like you. I am a good obedient man. I taught you the story of Ross Parks and Shmoo Robinson and then I punched myself 13 times and posted a picture of it on the internet. I have grown tired of your insolence. You are a dbag.
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#9
06-06-2007, 02:06 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
Tom, i apologize about what i said earlier. Ive lost a lot of blood and I said a few things I really didnt mean. I hope one day we can put all of this behind us and laugh.
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#10
06-06-2007, 02:07 AM
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Re: History Lesson - \"Succubus\"
[ QUOTE ]
Tom, i apologize about what i said earlier. Ive lost a lot of blood and I said a few things I really didnt mean. I hope one day we can put all of this behind us and laugh. [/ QUOTE ] Apology accepted. Good luck with your injuries.
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