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Pele |
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63 | 72.41% |
Maradona |
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24 | 27.59% |
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Brag: My birthday is coming up and I'm pretty sure I can get anal.
Variance: I'm moving away in 6 months. |
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smack a ho
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does she know u know about the other guy. if so try to get a friends w/ bene.
if not then just get teh butt secks and hit the friends at same time. |
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You left out the "get anal and then dump her" option.
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You left out the "get anal and then dump her" option. [/ QUOTE ] Srsly, I had to check 2x because I thought I missed this one. |
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You have an opportunity to pull off something that is so rare, yet so awesome. What i am talking about is the sex humiliation break up joke. This is where you act like you dont know about the problem and then break up with her during sex, usually following some sort of hilarious act by you (houdini etc). I think you should definetly consider this, dont forget the camera!
oh and if you could pull this off while/after/moment of climax/ getting anal...you would be a legend. |
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You have an opportunity to pull off something that is so rare, yet so awesome. What i am talking about is the sex humiliation break up joke. This is where you act like you dont know about the problem and then break up with her during sex, usually following some sort of hilarious act by you (houdini etc). I think you should definetly consider this, dont forget the camera! oh and if you could pull this off while/after/moment of climax/ getting anal...you would be a legend. [/ QUOTE ] then she calls the cops and says she was raped |
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[ QUOTE ] You have an opportunity to pull off something that is so rare, yet so awesome. What i am talking about is the sex humiliation break up joke. This is where you act like you dont know about the problem and then break up with her during sex, usually following some sort of hilarious act by you (houdini etc). I think you should definetly consider this, dont forget the camera! oh and if you could pull this off while/after/moment of climax/ getting anal...you would be a legend. [/ QUOTE ] then she calls the cops and says she was raped [/ QUOTE ] not if its all on tape. its obv consentual |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You have an opportunity to pull off something that is so rare, yet so awesome. What i am talking about is the sex humiliation break up joke. This is where you act like you dont know about the problem and then break up with her during sex, usually following some sort of hilarious act by you (houdini etc). I think you should definetly consider this, dont forget the camera! oh and if you could pull this off while/after/moment of climax/ getting anal...you would be a legend. [/ QUOTE ] then she calls the cops and says she was raped [/ QUOTE ] not if its all on tape. its obv consentual [/ QUOTE ] other than the possibly taping someone without their consent part. Seriously I can't imagine getting arrested let alone convicted for a sexytime breakup. If there's even one man on the jury all you have to say is "yes your honor, I found out she was cheating on me so I did her in the butt and then dumped her." CASE CLOSED. Oh, I thought that was just a figure of speech. I REST MY CASE. yeah anyway so do it. |
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[censored] her in the ass, and then start [censored] her friends.
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