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i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
playing lacrosse tonight i was winding up for a shot, and a defenseman stepped in front of me as i was shooting and the ball hit him directly in the nuts. thank god he was wearing a cup. regardless, he was down on the ground for a bit and hobbled off the field. i felt bad, but there was nothing i could do. i think all guys feel empathy when another guy gets smacked in the jewels....or maybe it's just me?
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
You owe that guy a few beers.
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
Not just you. Even hearing about it makes me cringe. Definitely owe that guy a beer.
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
Buy him a lap dance, and his nuts will forgive you.
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
[ QUOTE ]
Buy him a hot, disease-free hooker, and his nuts will forgive you. [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
Did you kiss it to make it better?
Wait a sec, I'm getting confused with Big Steve. TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] |
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
I dont like your avatar, please change it.
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
It's weird, when I get hit in the balls it doesn't hurt that bad.
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
One time I blocked a lacrosse shot with my cup and I instinctively started screaming, but then I realized, "Hey, I have a cup on!" so I just continued playing.
But unless you are really, really bad, I'm guessing your shot is harder than any member of the team we were playing at the time's. |
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Re: i crushed some guy\'s nuts tonight
Just hearing about stuff like that, and vasectomies, and those exams where they thrust a rod up your weenie to check for diseases, makes probably every guy start to shrink everywhere at the same time.
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