POG Championship - POG Mayor Game Thread

[bravos1]

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I'll also be sharing some stories as well including one that contains a clothes hanger and a trip to the emergency room.

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please dont

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Yes please don't. This thread is enough of an abortion already

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abortion stories would include an alley and NOT an emergency room. LDO!

[valenzuela]

Not much to do today for me, btw Im not willing to sacrifice myself so that BM and RT can win that would be awarding them for not joining us.
However Im willing to sacrifice myself for Herbie, mets,dmk, Bravos and even zurvan.( if zurvan backstabs his alliance at some point of the game he is my new hero)

[valenzuela]

Im not going to be around for the day. vote for me not like it matters....

Anyway to go on with the story, well charity camp ended and we all decided to throw a party.
Some people were quite drunk, though not me. She was defently drunk though.
She was sitting with a friend on a couch and she asks me to dance with her( she didnt aproach me I was walking by and she asked me) and I say "OK" and I took her to the dance floor, after a aong or two she complained to me that I wasnt dancing with enough enthusiasism. About a song later a girl that was quite drunk( this girl was the best friend of this girl) said to me if she could dance with her, at that point I simply left the dancefloor and I went to have a few drinks. I know, I know Im an idiot. The party was over and I missed a golden chance( That was like missing a 32 yard FG to win the game)...I would have another go 2 months later though....stay tuned!

[kokiri]

hands up who read:
[]I took her to the dance floor, after a song or two she complained to me that I wasnt dancing with enough enthusiasism[/b] and thought, enthusiastic dancing => too enthusiastic dancing => girl's nose get's pwned?

*raises hand*

[HerbieGRD]

Val - FWIW I have stupidly passed on situations far more obvious than that and it's almost always for one of two reasons

1. I was too drunk or
2. I wasn't drunk enough

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1. I was too drunk or
2. I wasn't drunk enough

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These two reasons cover 99% of the time I fail, at anything

[HerbieGRD]

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1. I was too drunk or
2. I wasn't drunk enough

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These two reasons cover 99% of the time I fail, at anything

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Yeah me too

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems"

[Zurvan]

I guess it's time to show you amateurs how to really blow it with a woman. Two stories, both honest to God, 100% true.

Story 1:

I'm out drinking with some Army friends, including the slutty girl. Slutty girl brings over a friend to sit with us. I will not describe the girl's assets in detail, but even now, nearly 10 years later, every one of my friends who met her in the following months calls her "hard-****"

Anyway, I'm sitting in the corner getting [censored]-faced, as usual. She sits down next to slutty-girl (who's next to me), gets introduced to everybody, says hi to us all, and orders a drink. When it arrives, she leans over to her friend and whispers (loud enough for everyone to hear) "I want to [censored] your friend 'zurvan'"

Obviously, at this point conversation stops. Everybody looks at me (including her). I say nothing (what do you say?)

The night goes on, we continue getting drunker, she continues telling everyone that will listen she wants to [censored] me. I'm flabbergasted. I have no idea what to do. She says to one of my guy friends "all he has to do is come talk to me". I do nothing. Next time I see her (about 3 months later) she has a boyfriend, and tells me she wishes I had taken her up on the offer. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Story 2:

Slutty friend from story #1 wins $3000 playing bingo (lol). She takes us all out drinking (ldo). I get plastered at bar #1, which sucks. We leave, to go to bar #2 (meat market from story #1). A little background: there's a college and a University in my home town. This story takes place on the night of the last day of exams for spring semester: Second biggest party night of the year.

We walk in to the meat market, and a very outgoing friend of mine walks up to a girl wearing a shirt that says Will do anything for sex. Obviously, he says to her "so, that shirt... is it true?" She looks me right in the eye, and says "For him it is" and smiles at me.

I smile back, and like a drunk retard, have nothing to say. I wander away to drink more.

Story #3, that I just remembered:

Friend from story #2 and I go out drinking. He meets a girl, they're chatting all night (they end up getting married, fwiw). Friend is also my roommate. I get really drunk (are you seeing a pattern, yet?) and go home early. Puke, pass out in bed.

I wake up in the morning, and my leg hurts... a lot. There's a big bruise on my thigh. I'm thinking, wtf is that? As if the hangover's not bad enough. I go downstairs to see my buddy and his future wife chatting on the couch. Which is strange, since this guy never picks up women, not really. I sit down, reintroduce myself, and ask what happened to my leg. The girl answers "Oh, my friend came back here with us last night, because she saw you at the bar, and thought you were hot (I'm not, and wasn't, ldo). We tried to wake you up, because she wanted some, but you were passed out. The bruise is where (friend) was punching you on the leg, to try and wake you up".

*sigh*

You young men have much to learn before you reach my level of incompetence with the ladies.

It's a miracle my wife & I ever ended up together (no, really, the story is pathetic. It never should have worked out).

[valenzuela]

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Val - FWIW I have stupidly passed on situations far more obvious than that and it's almost always for one of two reasons

1. I was too drunk or
2. I wasn't drunk enough

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LOL

[HerbieGRD]

Zurvan,
Those are bad. Also, where can I find these women? I'm pretty sure I could have closed the deal in any of those three situations.......although my experiences recently suggest otherwise