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Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke
A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "hey you, get out - we don't serve rope in here!" So the piece of rope goes back outside, ties himself into a knot, tousles up his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "hey aren't you that piece of rope I just kicked out?" to which the rope replies, "nope, I'm a frayed knot..."
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Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke
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A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "hey you, get ou - we don't serve rope in here!" So the piece of rope goes back outside, ties himself into a knot, tousles up his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "hey aren't you that piece of rope I just kicked out?" to which the rope replies, "nope, I'm a frayed knot..." [/ QUOTE ] So dumb but made me lmao for some reason! |
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People would laugh at this?
If you make it through the first two jokes, this: "This is part of what makes bilingual education such an enormous hurdle for today's Hispanic youth." is actually a laugh line. |
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A clown is walking with a kid into the middle of a forest at night and the kid starts to cry. The clown looks at the kid and says why are you crying? You're not the one that has to walk out of the woods all by himself.
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Dog walks into a bar and says "How about buying me a drink for my Birthday?"
Bartender says "Sure thing, the toilet's down the hall on the right". |
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Knock knock Who's there? Interupting pirate Interupting pira-? ARGGGGH! [/ QUOTE ] Interupting completely uncalled for |
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Credit for this one goes to The Sopranos where I heard Ralphie tell it-
Mrs. Custer decides she wants a painting remembering her husband's (General George Custer) last stand. So she goes to an artist and tells him she wants something that displays his final thoughts in the battle during which he was killed. The artist goes to work and comes back a while later with the painting. Mrs. Custer looks at it and says "What is this? This painting is just a bunch of cows with halos on their heads and several Native Americans fornicating". The artist responds - "you wanted a painting of your husband's thoughts during that last battle right?" A confused Mrs. Custer says "yes, I did..." The artist says "that's what I gave you, your husband's thoughts. 'Holy cow, look at all those fu(king Indians!'" |
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what do you do with an Islamic dog?
muzzle 'im |
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WHAT DO YOU CALL 10000 MASTURBATING COWS?
Beef Strokinoff |
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what do women and KFC have in common? once you're done with the legs and breast you've got a greasy box to put your bone in. [/ QUOTE ] There's nothing quite as vulgar as not being funny. |
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