most annoying poker phrase EVER

[MegaFossil]

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HOOOOOOOOLD!!

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You lose this thread. No quote from Braveheart is evar annoying.

[magicratx]

One that really annoyed me in a B&M room was when in a tournament a pushed with A9s inmid position as was getting very low and some donk called with Q8 and hit a Q on the river. As i was getting up he looked at me and said, come back tomorrow i need your money

[Zach Belden]

donkaments and all the other variations applied to anything you can add 'aments to.

[Suigin406]

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One that really annoyed me in a B&M room was when in a tournament a pushed with A9s inmid position as was getting very low and some donk called with Q8 and hit a Q on the river. As i was getting up he looked at me and said, come back tomorrow i need your money

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it's a good thing it's much harder to tilt live because this would have set me off...

[Sk00l4m3nts]

pocket rockets

[Sk00l4m3nts]

lol this comic sucks but I liked this one.

[DaCooler]

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i hate it when people berate bad players

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GUILTY

so after losing to the same guy 3 times in a row when he cracks aces with J6, j8, and then runner clubs to your set all -in you can seriously just sit there and say gh?

[Sk00l4m3nts]

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so after losing to the same guy 3 times in a row when he cracks aces with J6, j8, and then runner clubs to your set all -in you can seriously just sit there and say gh?

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I usually say something like lol donkaments.

[hasugopher]

'thanks' or 'ty' after a big suckout, definitely. Especially from one of the regulars who you don't expect it from.

INSTA-TILT

[Knight Vision]

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i hate it when people berate bad players

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so after losing to the same guy 3 times in a row when he cracks aces with J6, j8, and then runner clubs to your set all -in you can seriously just sit there and say gh?

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Well, yeah, cuz anybody who knows poker knows that it's not actually a gh and you are level-berating him. The dude cracking you doesn't know poker, so berating won't do you any good either way.