OT: [censored] thread, June, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Josem]

Almost 10 hours into June... and it's June at GMT in a few minutes, so a new thread:



A few guidelines this time, since this is supposed to be an OT thread, not a BBV thread. There's a whole forum for BBV. Expect hilarious bannings if you suck too much to understand this concept.

1. convert your [censored] hands it takes like two seconds and makes it much easier for everyone.

2. Post interesting hands i.e. Playing HU floating the turn with 9 high no draw to set up a river bluff= sexy. Losing a 60/40= who [censored] cares.

3. Posting about variance is fine on a few conditions
1. It includes stats/graphs over a meaningful sample not ZOMG I run bad.
2. If it's a small sample but it's ridiculous run it's acceptable
3. If your name is Indiana you may not post about variance, bad beats or being fabulously wealthy

But can we please get all the mundane beats that all of has have had hundreds of times out of the thread nobody [censored] cares. To paraphrase, stop being whiney little biatches.

[Josem]

woo woo - new thread, and citanul just said he was going to sleep (in the may thread)



ibl

[Slim Pickens]

In before the lock.

[Daleroxxu]

[Josem]

look at what you've cursed everyone opening this thread to see.

[Insty]

iwearties

[Daleroxxu]

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iwearties

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lol pwned

[sixfour]

I have no idea what the hell this was about. Either it's:

a) a chip dump
b) both players are having some kind of brain haemmorage
c) caller thought "sooooooted, and I need these cards to make straights, value"
d) they're actually just really bad donks and need to be buddylisted

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t20/t40
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1615
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
Hero: t1500
MP3: t1485
CO: t1660
Button: t1165
SB: t1810
BB: t1265

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP2 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in t1615</font>, 2 folds, Hero folds, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in t1165</font>, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: t450 returned to UTG.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2390)


Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2390)


River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2390)


Results:
Final pot: t120
Button showed 5d Td
UTG showed Kc 4h

[RexWoo]

I don't think it has bee posted, you can have a preview of the Si n Go book here :

http://tinyurl.com/2j8uw7

[RexWoo]

Oh and there is also one by Z32 :

http://tinyurl.com/324pma