Cosmo magazine reveals 'His #1 Sex Fantasy'

[traz]

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Er...getting an impromptu BJ has anything to do with being "dominated"? Jeez, if a woman thinks that's being dominating, what the heck does she think being sexually active is? Not falling asleep while you lie there like a log?

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Sounds all too familiar actually...

[pergesu]

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'Could you man be gay: The foolproof sign'.)

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Could you elaborate? I want to know if my boyfriend is gay.

[prohornblower]

This isn't my fantasy. I guess it would be nice and all, but I prefer to do the dominating.

However, I was once out with a friend and we were about to head home for the night and he kept going on and on about trying to find a dominatrix because he wanted to be dominated. wtf? He wouldn't shut up about it and we drove around for like an hour just so he could "get his fix." I'd never heard about his fetish before and he hasnt spoken of it since.

We could have saved 45 minutes and a lot of gas if he just let me beat the sh*t out of him for a good 15 minutes.

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This isn't so much a sexual fantasy as something that women should be doing and don't. It's a lot of work being in charge all the time, I've dated nymphos who wouldn't initiate sex.

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Ding Ding we have a winner!

Very accurate assessment sir.

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Yup. Everything in balance. It's sexy and flattering when a woman initiates too.

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Dont know if wanting a woman to be more aggressive is a fantasy, but its certainly most likely a number #1 want in most relationships.

My wife could be completely horny and really in the mood, but 99% of the time unless I initiate it, nothing is going to happen.

Its the way the women are.

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Lots of them, but not all, or at least not all the time. You must have seen that determined, fiery look in a woman's eyes before. Like it's outright dangerous not to f*ck her immediately.

Wife is probably a big word, here, too.

[Howard Beale]

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'Could you man be gay: The foolproof sign'.)

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Could you elaborate? I want to know if my boyfriend is gay.

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'.....you have to recognize the clues he's in hiding. "A lot of women get really worried about, say, a guy who's into anal sex, which isn't a huge deal, but they ignore the more important signs,"......So forget about whether your guy wears pink, dances well, or likes musicals.....THE BIGGETST TIP-OFFS....one ifrrefutable sighn that a guy is gay-besides catching him in the act-is if he gets of on male-on-male porn......if you find a stash, face facts.....Another red flag is a man who confesses that he hooked up with a dude when he was younger.....they don't experiment with the same sex the way women often do. "If he wasn't high at the time he was probably inclined that way."....when a guy isn't straight, his lust will often flatline for good....avoid foreplay that involves touching his partner's vagina....nor do they hang out in gay bars (not even for the drink specials)....if you have gay friends who think your man might be gay..."Gay men do have gaydar"......


ps. OP does NOT have a subscription to Cosmo.

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Gay porn is a red flag LOL, amazing deductionaments.

Interesting that there's acceptance of gay sex between women and denial that it means anything regarding sexual preference, but it's spoken of as determinative if between men. Looks like defensive double-standarding.

[A_C_Slater]

I think this is what Jesus meant when he said 'Not until the male becomes female and the female becomes male shall ye enter the kingdom of heaven.'

[traz]

Jesus was saying thailand is heaven

[pergesu]

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'Could you man be gay: The foolproof sign'.)

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Could you elaborate? I want to know if my boyfriend is gay.

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'.....you have to recognize the clues he's in hiding. "A lot of women get really worried about, say, a guy who's into anal sex, which isn't a huge deal, but they ignore the more important signs,"......So forget about whether your guy wears pink, dances well, or likes musicals.....THE BIGGETST TIP-OFFS....one ifrrefutable sighn that a guy is gay-besides catching him in the act-is if he gets of on male-on-male porn......if you find a stash, face facts.....Another red flag is a man who confesses that he hooked up with a dude when he was younger.....they don't experiment with the same sex the way women often do. "If he wasn't high at the time he was probably inclined that way."....when a guy isn't straight, his lust will often flatline for good....avoid foreplay that involves touching his partner's vagina....nor do they hang out in gay bars (not even for the drink specials)....if you have gay friends who think your man might be gay..."Gay men do have gaydar"......


ps. OP does NOT have a subscription to Cosmo.

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Wow. Having gay sex, getting off on gay porn, finding gay porn, a history of gay behavior, and avoiding poon are all the signs that he might be gay.

Now I know not to ever date a chick that reads Cosmo. They're obviously retarded.