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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
I hope your girlfriend is a virgin. God commands the townspeople to take her outside her house and stone her if she's not!
But if this charge is true, and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB) |
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
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I hope your girlfriend is a virgin. God commands the townspeople to take her outside her house and stone her if she's not! But if this charge is true, and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB) [/ QUOTE ]3 You don't [censored] around in the old testament, bitch. |
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
Jesusss. This all sounds terrible - I'd be more scared of all the religious stuff instead of the Bush stuff though. You should marry her, sounds like you'd have some really interesting Thanksgivings.
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
that sounds [censored] awful, i could not handle that
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
OP, she's a freak in the sack isn't she??
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
I don't see the big deal - I'm glad someone is praying for our [censored] up leaders. It can't hurt. Next time, ask if you can add a few words, and ask God to please help our president pull his head out of his ass, stop lying, and quit lining the pockets of big business at the expense of the environment. They'll be begging you to marry their little girl.
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
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The only books they have in their house are bibles!!! [/ QUOTE ] That explains about everything. |
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
thank God for giving us his Son, George Bush, to help guide us to the Light
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Re: BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!
just wait til she gets out of her rebellious stage soon after you guys get married. Life will truly suck for you when your wife rediscovers the glory of jesus.
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