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Many moons ago, very simple. Strip clubs have hot chicks yeah but, mostly thin.
You all know I go for the BBWs so... for the most part, the drink servers have a little thickness on them (still dressed in revealing outfits). They can be had for a price as well.... |
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Many moons ago, very simple. Strip clubs have hot chicks yeah but, mostly thin. You all know I go for the BBWs so... for the most part, the drink servers have a little thickness on them (still dressed in revealing outfits). They can be had for a price as well.... [/ QUOTE ] No seriously, how did you do this? I like the waitresses way more than the strippers often as well (HI5!) TR PLZ OK |
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[ QUOTE ] Many moons ago, very simple. Strip clubs have hot chicks yeah but, mostly thin. You all know I go for the BBWs so... for the most part, the drink servers have a little thickness on them (still dressed in revealing outfits). They can be had for a price as well.... [/ QUOTE ] No seriously, how did you do this? I like the waitresses way more than the strippers often as well (HI5!) TR PLZ OK [/ QUOTE ] Well, I remember one time, I was getting twisted and had quite a few dances already under my belt. I wasn't getting cel phone reception so I had to go outside. While passing a bouncer, I said "Damn, you guys need to get more thick women in here." The gentleman was of color and agreed with something along the lines of "Damn, right". A few minutes later I went upstairs where the bathrooms are (and the Champagne Room).. and after draining the vein there was a guy that hands you tissues/napkins whatever... I tipped him a fiver and made the same comment to him and we talked about a light-skin black girl that was serving drinks that night.. I told him how if she was up on stage I'd put her thru college with tip-money. (she had mad phat thighs, yo). When I got back in the dance room (A large square room with benches, chairs, stages, etc.) I saw the said light-skinned black girl and ordered a drink and said "These other girls are nice but, how can I get a dance from you?". She smiled and said "I'm off tonight but, I can do the room." I said "aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat". Nah, I said "Cool, I'm in". She ran the rest of the drinks she had to run and we went upstairs for the CR treatment. $300 well spent. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Many moons ago, very simple. Strip clubs have hot chicks yeah but, mostly thin. You all know I go for the BBWs so... for the most part, the drink servers have a little thickness on them (still dressed in revealing outfits). They can be had for a price as well.... [/ QUOTE ] No seriously, how did you do this? I like the waitresses way more than the strippers often as well (HI5!) TR PLZ OK [/ QUOTE ] Well, I remember one time, I was getting twisted and had quite a few dances already under my belt. I wasn't getting cel phone reception so I had to go outside. While passing a bouncer, I said "Damn, you guys need to get more thick women in here." The gentleman was of color and agreed with something along the lines of "Damn, right". A few minutes later I went upstairs where the bathrooms are (and the Champagne Room).. and after draining the vein there was a guy that hands you tissues/napkins whatever... I tipped him a fiver and made the same comment to him and we talked about a light-skin black girl that was serving drinks that night.. I told him how if she was up on stage I'd put her thru college with tip-money. (she had mad phat thighs, yo). When I got back in the dance room (A large square room with benches, chairs, stages, etc.) I saw the said light-skinned black girl and ordered a drink and said "These other girls are nice but, how can I get a dance from you?". She smiled and said "I'm off tonight but, I can do the room." I said "aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat". Nah, I said "Cool, I'm in". She ran the rest of the drinks she had to run and we went upstairs for the CR treatment. $300 well spent. [/ QUOTE ] This is A+, I wish there were more. <3 thick chicks. |
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CTS moved to LA, he then purchased a 150k car. How many good stories do you hear about those that moved to vegas.
Also Barry G and Phil Ivey live in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA |
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DoGGz was this stripper @ Scores in Vegas? That picture looks alot like a girl I know! [/ QUOTE ] At the Rhino, sorry. |
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Yes, After your last remark to the stripper, you should quickly have grabbed those tittays!
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She was on meth! [/ QUOTE ] THIS is the answer. |
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similar looking girl for reference: [/ QUOTE ] PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS! In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. Now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions: 1. Retype this message as a comment on ten other message boards |
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anyways, we're pretty blacked out and the stripper starts talking about trickle down economics and some other [censored]. myself, being an economics major, told her she was full of [censored], completely wrong, and half retarded. [/ QUOTE ] You were the retarded one here. When a stripper talks about 'trickle down economics', she's about to quote the price to give her a pearl necklace, obviously. |
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