wtf do you do OOT!!!!

[Klompy]

mmbt0one,

TBH I've never met his daughter, so I have no idea what she looks like. Even my perverted ass would find it over the line to do such a thing if I did know her though.

[RoundGuy]

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Klompy and I live two blocks from each other. He's friends with my son, and I think he's been to my house, but we've never actually met.

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this just seems weird to me for some reason.

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Not nearly as weird as the day my son discovered my 2+2 persona. I had a little explaining to do.....

[RoundGuy]

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Even my perverted ass would find it over the line to do such a thing if I did know her though.

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You're a smart man, Mr. Klompy. Just make sure you remember this the next time you are thinking of something to post in OOT at 3:00 am in a drunken stupor. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[siccjay]

I met 3 or 4 hot Iowa chicks when they were in town for some farmers thing. They were young (19-20) and were hot enough to get into the bar anyway.

Small sample size, but it is possible.

[Klompy]

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Just make sure you remember this the next time you are thinking of something to post in OOT at 3:00 am in a drunken stupor.

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My internets should have a breathalyzer for both posting, and playing poker. That said, check your pm's.

[tuq]

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I met 3 or 4 hot Iowa chicks when they were in town for some farmers thing. They were young (19-20) and were hot enough to get into the bar anyway.

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OK, I'm trolling about the "no such thing as hot chicks in Iowa", of course in a state full of several million there's going to be some. But it's slim pickins fo shiz. Here's some shots of the current Miss Iowa. Hoo boy:

[RoundGuy]

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Here's some shots of the current Miss Iowa. Hoo boy:


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Not sure who that is you posted, but this is the current Miss Iowa and the runners up:



Take that, you little Iowa-hating pissant....

[Georgia Avenue]

Midwestern cornfed chicks = nomnomnom.

[disjunction]

I've visited Iowa a couple of times and the women are decent. Sadly, due to my East Coast city-slicker ways the Iowa ladies find me less than charming.

On the plus side, I do have my uses in Iowa. Three friends of mine and myself had been standing in a crowded U. of Iowa bar for way too long. Determined to do something about the situation, I walked up to four Iowa chicks sitting at a table, and chatted them up. Three minutes later, bam, the seats were ours!

[Klompy]

Iowa chicks are about 20x better then girls from tuqs famous phoenix as they're not stuck up. I wanted to start a thread titled "post the hottest girl from your state" but google sucks, and I can't find any hot pics of Iowans. (insert tuq joke about there being no hot iowans [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] )

cliff notes: last time I was in phoenix I didn't meat anyone who wasn't a gold digger.

edit to add: I love my horrible OP has actually started a decent thread.