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Old 08-10-2007, 04:22 PM
CharlieDontSurf CharlieDontSurf is offline
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Default Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'

one of my first gfs was like this...she liked to give surprise blowjobs. they were a million times better than any other type of sex.
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Old 08-10-2007, 04:25 PM
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tip:

you want your wife/gf/random chick to jump your bones?

plant the seeds early in teh day. say its a friday. call her at like 8am, as she is getting to work, and lay the gournd work, telling her you cant wait to see her, get a hold of her that night etc. call again at like 11am, talk a little dirtier, repeat throughout the day. Its like foreplay, but its easier, and will get them way hornier. chicks are turned on mentally rather than physically, making HER think about sex all day and knowing that you ar too will turn her on and make her jump you when she gets off work. Ive done this a few times, and when we finally do see eachtoher in person, there is no talking at all, just straight sex.
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Old 08-10-2007, 04:47 PM
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Default Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'

My wife buys this garbage every week. The cover always includes about 8 blurbs about the articles that can be found inside, and about 80% of them are about sex.

If Playboy used the words "Sex", "Hot", "Steamy", "Naughty", "Drive him/you wild", etc, on their cover half as much, they wouldn't be allowed to be displayed in a store.
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Old 08-11-2007, 12:22 AM
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i absolutely love when the female initiates it
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Old 08-11-2007, 12:32 AM
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Default Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'

I think the female initiating idea is obviously what a lot of guys, if not all would want. The idea of getting "dominated" sounds a little bit ridiculous though.
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:36 AM
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Default Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'

My impression of cozmo and the like has always been the same as my impression of Opra. Their stories revolve around a single theme:

'Inadequate men, and the women who put up with them'


If a woman goes aggro on me I get limp (being met at the door with a blow job *the way I want it* would be great, but not attacked and def not dominated. I am the dominator ms. cozmo wish she had a dick lady
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:42 AM
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I've found it's way more common for women to have a secret fantasy to be dominated in bed. And by that I don't mean man on top--stuff like light bondage, being verbally ordered around, etc.

edit: now that I think about it, this is somewhat true. Aftre all, every porn movie involves the guy getting laid with absolutely no effort on his part.

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The trick is to start of very subtly so that you can find out what kind of a spin to put on the dirty talk without offending some chick too much who isn't into it.

It's also fun to *build them up to being into it* when they initially were not. Start with using terms like baby and sexy baby all sweet and wind up getting her screming to sexy bitch (if she's vanilla your not gonna get much past having her moaning to being called a hot bitch and sexy bitch her first time around attempted talk like this but pushing boundaries is fun.

If it's a ONS obviously you can be more liberal and take more risks as the chicks [censored] factor will be turned off when your going at it as you are a stranger who she can just choose to never see again (assuming your outside her social circle).
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:22 AM
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Default Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'

I didn't even know this was my #1 sex fantasy until I read this post and agreed.
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:31 PM
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I didn't even know this was my #1 sex fantasy until I read this post and agreed.

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cosmo knows more about men than men themselves
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:41 PM
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Er...getting an impromptu BJ has anything to do with being "dominated"? Jeez, if a woman thinks that's being dominating, what the heck does she think being sexually active is? Not falling asleep while you lie there like a log?

P.S.: LOL OP has subscription to Cosmo...
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