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Old 05-04-2007, 09:59 PM
DopamineRelease DopamineRelease is offline
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Default Re: $100 to someone who can provide a HH worse than this

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I think I win.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $600
BB: $616.75
UTG: $249
MP: $585
CO: $823.80
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $84</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $24</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $84</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $60

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($177) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($177) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($177) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $177 ($3 Rake)

MP had 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Threes and Deuces) and WON (+$90)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$84)

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O give me a break... it was [censored] SOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTEEEDDD!

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Plus, you were only sitting on $84, lol

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1) Villain must call the all in
2) Villain must have a worse hand preflop.

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1) You WIN!
2) You're not getting [censored] because you shortstack!

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I guess OP added a new rule. Lmao this is [censored] ownage
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:03 PM
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Default Re: $100 to someone who can provide a HH worse than this

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I think I win.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $600
BB: $616.75
UTG: $249
MP: $585
CO: $823.80
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $84</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $24</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $84</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $60

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($177) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($177) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($177) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $177 ($3 Rake)

MP had 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Threes and Deuces) and WON (+$90)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$84)

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1) You WIN!
2) You're not getting [censored] because you shortstack!

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Hahaha justice!!!!
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:04 PM
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Default Re: $100 to someone who can provide a HH worse than this

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I think I win.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $600
BB: $616.75
UTG: $249
MP: $585
CO: $823.80
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $84</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $24</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $84</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $60

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($177) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($177) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($177) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $177 ($3 Rake)

MP had 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Threes and Deuces) and WON (+$90)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$84)

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this seriously might be me
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:08 PM
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Default Re: $100 to someone who can provide a HH worse than this

I'm I the only one who realizes it would take two seconds to create fake hand history for this?
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:10 PM
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Default Re: $100 to someone who can provide a HH worse than this

this doesn't fit any of the rules but it is pretty bad. maybe someone will send me some $. thepopinjay on stars, ty!

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $708.70
BB: $970
UTG: $340
<font color="black">Hero (MP): $1044.65</font>
CO: $274
BTN: $239.30

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $160</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $120

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($330) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $290</font>, Hero calls $290

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($910) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $258.70</font>, Hero calls $258.70

<font color="black">River:</font> ($1427.40) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1427.40 ($3 Rake)

SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$708.70)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and WON (+$715.70)
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:26 PM
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Default Re: $100 to someone who can provide a HH worse than this

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $133.60
BB: $219.75
UTG: $212.55
<font color="black">Hero (MP): $186</font>
CO: $156.90
BTN: $101.75

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">My friend was villain and I was really drunk. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $14</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $42</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $156.90</font>, Hero calls $114.90

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $316.80 ($3 Rake)

CO had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$156.90)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces) and LOST (-$156.90)


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POKERSTARS GAME #8222418911: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/02/01 - 00:54:14 (ET)
Table 'Memoria' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ofishstix ($186 in chips)
Seat 2: billy3045 ($156.90 in chips)
Seat 3: luccie ($101.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Drake1588 ($133.60 in chips)
Seat 5: NY Spike NY ($219.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Chris_55555 ($212.55 in chips)
Drake1588: posts small blind $1
NY Spike NY: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [3h 2h]
Chris_55555: folds
ofishstix: raises $4 to $6
billy3045: raises $8 to $14
luccie: folds
Drake1588: folds
NY Spike NY: folds
ofishstix: raises $28 to $42
billy3045: raises $114.90 to $156.90 and is all-in
ofishstix said, "lol"
ofishstix: calls $114.90
*** FLOP *** [4d Ks 5d]
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "a"
*** TURN *** [4d Ks 5d] [Tc]
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "6"
*** RIVER *** [4d Ks 5d Tc] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ofishstix: shows [3h 2h] (a pair of Deuces)
billy3045: shows [Kc Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
billy3045 collected $313.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $316.80 | Rake $3
Board [4d Ks 5d Tc 2d]
Seat 1: ofishstix showed [3h 2h] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: billy3045 showed [Kc Kd] and won ($313.80) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: luccie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Drake1588 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: NY Spike NY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Chris_55555 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:30 PM
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I'm I the only one who realizes it would take two seconds to create fake hand history for this?

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I have the raw HH if you really dont believe me. Greg obv isnt paying $$ tho.
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:39 PM
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Default Re: $100 to someone who can provide a HH worse than this

how has nobody posted the gambler2k4 hand
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:54 PM
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how has nobody posted the gambler2k4 hand

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my thoughts exactly.

for shame, bbv. for shame.
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:56 PM
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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $133.60
BB: $219.75
UTG: $212.55
<font color="black">Hero (MP): $186</font>
CO: $156.90
BTN: $101.75

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">My friend was villain and I was really drunk. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $14</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $42</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $156.90</font>, Hero calls $114.90

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $316.80 ($3 Rake)

CO had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$156.90)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces) and LOST (-$156.90)


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POKERSTARS GAME #8222418911: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/02/01 - 00:54:14 (ET)
Table 'Memoria' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ofishstix ($186 in chips)
Seat 2: billy3045 ($156.90 in chips)
Seat 3: luccie ($101.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Drake1588 ($133.60 in chips)
Seat 5: NY Spike NY ($219.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Chris_55555 ($212.55 in chips)
Drake1588: posts small blind $1
NY Spike NY: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [3h 2h]
Chris_55555: folds
ofishstix: raises $4 to $6
billy3045: raises $8 to $14
luccie: folds
Drake1588: folds
NY Spike NY: folds
ofishstix: raises $28 to $42
billy3045: raises $114.90 to $156.90 and is all-in
ofishstix said, "lol"
ofishstix: calls $114.90
*** FLOP *** [4d Ks 5d]
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "a"
*** TURN *** [4d Ks 5d] [Tc]
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "6"
*** RIVER *** [4d Ks 5d Tc] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ofishstix: shows [3h 2h] (a pair of Deuces)
billy3045: shows [Kc Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
billy3045 collected $313.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $316.80 | Rake $3
Board [4d Ks 5d Tc 2d]
Seat 1: ofishstix showed [3h 2h] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: billy3045 showed [Kc Kd] and won ($313.80) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: luccie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Drake1588 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: NY Spike NY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Chris_55555 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Looks like you win!
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