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"Hey, let's call this guy's shove all in with top set when I have an underpair… oh look, I hit my RUNNER-RUNNER QUADS for $100 just like I planned lulz!!" goes all five of this ill-evolved monkey's brain cells. If you don’t know poker, this is about as statistically likely as a purple Segway crashing into your dorm room wall exactly five seconds from now carrying two rabid Eskimos from Peru and a diseased hooker from Jupiter. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] hey the guy got the math slightly wrong, forgive him he was steamed up |
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tl;dr, but i lol'd at the parts i did read
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so you're sayin there's a chance?
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Here is some elementary math for you retarded DOUCHEBAGS who insist on putting your money in when behind like the donkeys you are
48 cards times 2 = 100, times that by 48 and you get 4800 so he has a ONE in FORTY EIGHT HUNDRED chance of hitting that 4th card to make QUADS. If you take that and times it by the number of outs I had (1) you get 9000. So I was a 9000:1 favourite to SCOOP THE WHOLE $100 POT. I ASK YOU MY LOYAL FACEBOOK READERS, WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??? |
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