Worst strip club experience.

[keepitreal]

you dont even remember her name...you pig!

[Cubswin]

Certain types of detergent glow under black lights. If you've put clothes through the wash and then dump the detergent on the clothes rather than loading up the detergent dispenser and then go cosmic bowling or to a strip club you will look like a slob that has spilled all over yourself (or spunked your pants). Back in the high school days people used to paint stuff on their walls with detergent as it will glow with the blacklight.

[Cubswin]

http://www.wonderquest.com/LightBlack.htm

http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive...n_with_uv.html

[Klompy]

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[Cubswin]

Maybe the strip club is laundering money? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[oddjob]

dude, you suck at strip clubs.

[Pokeraddict]

My worst strip club experience. I was at a nasty strip club in South Dakota as sort of a new job initiation. Every girl there was disgusting beyond belief. This nasty stripper would not leave me alone. Little did I know one of my new coworkers bought me a dance from this skank. I kept telling her politely no and my wife would not like that I got a dance (total BS, she goes with me to them) and after she keps bugging me, never telling me the dance was paid for, I finally tell her very rudely to go away and don't come back.

She starts crying and yelling something to my coworker. After she calms down she goes and dances for someone else in my group and at this point I'm told the dance was bought for me. Feeling like I needed to make this right for all I get a dance out of my own pocket, $25 at this dump.

I get the dance and she stinks worse then you could ever imagine. She had not cleaned it out lately. I could barely stand the dance as she keeps her pussy pressed against my face the whole time. Thankfully they have to wear thongs.

All I could dream for was last call as I was with a group. Finally it came. Moral of the story, don't go to strip clubs in South Dakota.

[ROADHEAD]

My worst experience was about a month ago at Crazy Horse Too in Philly. When I got to the club I decided to pound a 40 oz. in the parking lot and while doing this with my homies some wierd guy came up to us asking for a lighter, then he was like wow dude your huge, I bet noone messes with you blah blah, and he said there was a shady pole in the club where the girls got totally naked. This guy was really weird, he was whacked out on some kind of drugs.

Anyway after chillin in the club for like an hour I see the guy and he walks over to me and is like "sorry but they aren't getting completely naked in the shady spot, let me buy you a lapdance for misleading you." I can't refuse that so I said ship it, and so he paid the stripper and she starts grinding up on me and stuff, titties in my face and after about 30 seconds, she stops and is like wtf! someone stole my clothes. I was pretty unhappy because that was the shittiest lap dance ever. So after putting 2 and 2 together I figured out that this guy is some wierd stripper clothes stealer and had set me up. About a half hour later I saw the guy gripped outside the club by the bouncers. I complained about my shiity lapdance and the managers did nothing to compensate me, all they said is we'll get back to you and never did.

[Alltimed]

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My worst strip club experience. I was at a nasty strip club in South Dakota as sort of a new job initiation.

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Did this strip club happen to be in Yankton, SD? As this is the worst strip club I have ever been to.

[SNOWBALL]

Strippers don't realize that you can shear a sheep many times, but only skin him once. I've been to a strip club one time, and will never go back. I didn't get ripped off for too much (I paid out 160ish total for the night, and it should have been about 30 less or so), but I have a zero tolerance policy on unethical stuff like that. Congratulations you dirty stupid women: you lost a potential lifelong customer for a measly 30 dollars.

IMO, the strippers of the world would benefit immensely from unionization. Partly because the clubs give them a raw deal, but also because they could standardize their practices, and improve their overall reputation.