The day I became a winning 50NL player with bonus Vegas TR

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

First, I will accept all congratulations on my dominance of stars NL50 now. Picture evidence:



Ideas on what to spend the 16$ on? Probably another ticket to vegas LDO

GAY TRIP REPORT:

I fly out to vegas on Airtran with 400$ in my pocket and a boner in my pants. On my connecting flight to ATL, I fall asleep on the 55+ year old woman next to me and the flight attendant wakes me up as the plane is landing telling me to turn off my ipod. No pics you sex fiends. Mouth open, breath stinks, visible drool on the womans business suit from hour nap = lady is my biggest fan. I'm really embarrassed and just stare at my phone the rest of the time on the plane because it is so awkward.

I meet up with my friends in ATL and fly to vegas with no air conditioning again, suck it Airtran. We get to our ballaville room in the Flamingo, like 60$ a night 4 ways B-A-L-L-A. The slots take me for 40 bucks immediately, Wheel of Fortune is rigged and triple diamond sucks too.

I buy in to NL 1/2$ with a bunch of fellow retards and do all the things a live donk does. Forget to tip the cocktail waitress, fold out of turn, string bet etc. AWESOME

One sweet hand I had AhQh and this nervous asian guy to my right limps in. I manage to bump that [censored] up to 20$ and isolate the guy and we see a flop of 842r or something. He c/c some terrible sized cbet of mine and donked into me on the blank turn. I raise LDO and I look down and see I left exactly 11$ behind like a true grinder. I start cracking up as I realize Im going to showdown with no pair no draw besides the mighty OVERCARD DRAW that my boys at NL50 love so much. Asian guy tanks and folds and says he folded TT hahahah nice fold grimstarr GOTCHA

I'm too tired to type the rest but let me assure you vegas pros not to eat Burger Palace inside the glorious IMPERIAL PALACE casino. Also I ate steak and eggs for 3.95$ at Ellis Island and it was delicious.