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Everyone hates getting a cockblock put on em... maybe some of you have even commited the sin of man sins.... so lets hear em both... received and given... and if you overcame it. I'll post one to start. I was 20, maybe 21 and knew a girl thru work. She had a gorgeous face, d+ cups but a bit big for my taste around the hips. (she was 18 or 19) My (work) friend knew her pretty well and I asked him to put a good word in for me. We agree to go out some random friday, after talking to her, I know she's into me and later bet my friend I can nail her within two dates. Date one... big make out session after a movie or dinner or whatever. Date two end up in my bedroom... and as the panties are coming off she says "so...tell me about this bet you have with Rob" I was almost speechless and said something to the effect of "oh we were just jokin' around" End Result: I still hit it that nite. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Bottom Line... A good friend will not do this to you to win a 20 dollar bet. Karma hit him good though, and his hairline receded quickly in his 20's. [/ QUOTE ] LOL I love the chain of causation. |
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On vacation in Hawaii, was about 12 or 13. Extremely cute blonde, about a year and a half older, looking way more developed, has broken up with her boyfriend. She's been giving me the eye for a while in the big yap sessions we have in the hotel lobby with all the kids who are on long vacations there. This is a couple weeks after she broke up with her boyfriend. Lots of joking round, some small contact, heart stopping visions aplenty of her wet body cavorting around the pool in her bikini, we get along really well.
Take her to our hotel room upstairs. We barely get there, when mom comes home early from shopping. Mom: Are you going to rape my boy? I think my balls disappeared back into my body for a couple years after that. Girl is astounded, practically runs out of the room. Somehow I never saw her much after that. |
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Blarg, that's an awesome story and has me curious if anyone's ever started a thread titled "youngest sexual experience more then kissing" before as I don't think I was ever anywhere close to getting down at 13.
Then again I'd have to hear about tuq's uncle wanting to play find the tea cup in the bed sheets so it might not be a good idea. |
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Blarg, that's an awesome story and has me curious if anyone's ever started a thread titled "youngest sexual experience more then kissing" before as I don't think I was ever anywhere close to getting down at 13. [/ QUOTE ] When I was eleven I dated a girl that was 13 and wasn't a virgin. She smoked weed and drank regularly, and had already sampled every drug under the sun. Needless to say I was in way over my head. I thought it was great, cause I was making out with this girl for like 3 hours at a time every day after school and she even let me feel and suck on her boobs. One day we are hanging out in her basement and i get her pants off. At this point I've seen some playboys, but not the type of spead eagle stuff out there, so I poke around with my hand a bit and finally find her vagina. I start fingering her like one of those little bird statues that dips down to drink the water. I'm 100% sure that neither one of us is getting any pleasure out of this, I'm just mentally rounding the bases in my head to rounds of applause. That weekend, we head down to the carnival that is going on down the street. After a while, a few of us head back to her friend's house, no parents home. We start making out, and everyone else starts heading back out. As her friend walks past us, she drops a condom on the table and says "be safe." We continue making out, my girlfriend has her top off, and we're going at it pretty good. Then she goes for zipper. One problem. I'm [censored] 11. I haven't even gone through puberty. So needless to say, this will not work. I ended up having to break up with her because I physically was not capable of taking it to the next level. All in all, I think that I was obviously way too young for that, but I didn't turn out as a sexual deviant, so meh. |
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Noah,
This story confuses me. Why weren't you able to do this? Were you not able to get a hard on at 11? TBH that's so long ago I don't really remember 100% but I'm pretty sure I remember getting hard ons as young as 7, even though I had no idea what it meant. |
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Noah, This story confuses me. Why weren't you able to do this? Were you not able to get a hard on at 11? TBH that's so long ago I don't really remember 100% but I'm pretty sure I remember getting hard ons as young as 7, even though I had no idea what it meant. [/ QUOTE ] Well there is a difference between getting hard, which I'm pretty sure boys do even in infancy, and having a dick capable of [censored] with. I'm pretty sure that point I was bald, two inches, and couldn't cum. Doesn't sound like a winning combination for having sex. |
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MomBlocked... Harsh.
Are you going to rape my boy? LMFAO... great story to tell around the holidays. |
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I cockblocked once as a joke. I was out with a some friends from college. And one of the girl's had her sister up. We were all out at a bar and her sister had wandered off to get a drink at on the way back was talking to some guys. After about 10 minutes of them talking I said to the girl I was friends with, wanna see something funny? So I went over put my arm around the sister, and tool'ed the guys for a bit. Needless to say the guys scattered and me and my friend laughed, and the sister was not happy. Cockblocking can be fun! And yes I am an [censored]
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I got a cockblock story but I don't want to take the time to tell it. Dude was an idiot and followed me and this chick down to the waterfront (I had extracted the chick from the group) and we are down there sittyingat the waters edge and dude strolls up and starts a convo with the chick standing over us. He is talking and talking bout this album and that album and since I never kissed the chick yet or anything It felt too ackward to tell him to piss off.
Sickest part is he was so lame he didn't even know he was cockblocking |
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Sickest part is he was so lame he didn't even know he was cockblocking [/ QUOTE ] Yeah this is what my "story" that I wrote was like too, and I have at least half a dozen other where it's pretty much the same where the guy doesn't even know he's cockblocking because they either aren't aware that the 2 of you have fooled around before, or aren't aware of what has been happening between the two of you earlier in the night. |
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