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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo
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The only way Mike should take this offer is if he gets >100% of his losses back. [/ QUOTE ] You're right, considering the end of a losing session for Mike probably just portends more losing at other mediums (sports betting, blow, buying ugly necklaces), it would def have to be >100% |
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo
funny matusow chat
Mike Matusow: 3hearts in my hand 3 in your smother fker cymbaline: lol Mike Matusow: 4fkign outs u mother fker cymbaline: next time have 4 hearts cymbaline: u wont have this problem Mike Matusow: cry some more when u lose a fking hadnfkhead Mike Matusow: ck skking mother fkkekfkkf Jew anda: lol Mike Matusow: imean u are so fking bad god fobid u just call and fold the 800 bucks if u mis flush or dont pair Mike Matusow: u idiot Mike Matusow: n u rs allin with a zero Mike Matusow: 3more diamonseds Mike Matusow: fking rigged site Mike Matusow: bs mother fker Mike Matusow: hate u all Jew anda: lol Mike Matusow: rigged for me to lose Mike Matusow: everyday Mike Matusow: fk this @$!# Mike Matusow: play wors tplayers on planet and lose eeryday Mike Matusow: this cymbaline is got to be guses brother Mike Matusow: or might een be the idiot himself Mike Matusow: r u gus idiot cymbaline: lol cymbaline: no Mike Matusow: y figured u were Mike Matusow: no not gus Mike Matusow: must be abe Mike Matusow: on antoher account cymbaline: neither cymbaline: no name Mike Matusow: oh u just another moron that thinks he knows what hes doing ok Mike Matusow: sounds good cymbaline: ya Straight French (Observer): mike can you go down to 50nl some times and get on us ? thatd be fun Mike Matusow: no i hate u all didint u hear Dimo1209 (Observer): mike seriously how much u lose Mike Matusow: none of yoru fking busness Mike Matusow: i dont ask u how many cocccks u sucked last night do i Mike Matusow: oh great here goes gu want to be again Mike Matusow: see i sae the last 300 idiot wheni got no pair Dealer: Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act Mike Matusow: but u get rewared fk off cymbaline: niec work cymbaline: u should call Mike Matusow: jew anda u got 20 on here or no illgive u cash |
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo
devilbiss,
A++, hilarious chat would read again. |
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on losses
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I am hoping that Mike is smart enough... [/ QUOTE ] Mike is known for a lot of things... Being smart is not one of them. |
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on losses
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Dimo1209 (Observer): mike seriously how much u lose Mike Matusow: none of yoru fking busness Mike Matusow: i dont ask u how many cocccks u sucked last night do i [/ QUOTE ] oh man. normally when i see lame chat like this in the chat box, i roll my eyes, but from a drunk matusow it's like gold. i can't explain it. it's like trying to tell a seinfeld joke. |
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo
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the fingers you have used to type.. are too fat. [/ QUOTE ] To request a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your fist. |
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo
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[ QUOTE ] the fingers you have used to type.. are too fat. [/ QUOTE ] "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now." [/ QUOTE ] You beat me to it. |
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo
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[/ QUOTE ] NH |
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Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo
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Mike Matusow: jew anda u got 20 on here or no illgive u cash [/ QUOTE ] |
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