Things/Experiences That Are Better Than Sex

[traz]

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Eating greasy food when drunk and starving.

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This is always good, but I don't think it beats sex.

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I dunno about you, but when it's 4am, I'm drunk, and I'm starving...I'll take a 20pc McNuggets over sex in most cases

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maybe I'm gay though, so iunno

[A_C_Slater]

Winning a donkament.

A very prolong and instense lucid dream. The kind where you can't really be sure you're even dreaming because it is so real.

The cessation of an intense panic attack.

Having a good trip on LSD.

[guids]

case by case basis imo. Ive turned down late night booty calls in favor of a bunch of white castle double burgers.

[baumer]

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A very prolong and instense lucid dream. The kind where you can't really be sure you're even dreaming because it is so real.

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If I'm ever in an extended lucid dream I'm doing stuff I'd never ever be able to do. Ever. It still feels as real as anything but you have to be sure you are dreaming if you are flying around having sex in mid-air or something.

Waking up is awful at times.

[Jasper109]

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The first big fat rail of whito I cut out on any given friday or saturday

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First time ever...not so much....second time....much better than sex.

[KidLifeCrisis]

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Eating greasy food when drunk and starving.

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This is always good, but I don't think it beats sex.

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I dunno about you, but when it's 4am, I'm drunk, and I'm starving...I'll take a 20pc McNuggets over sex in most cases

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Well yeah, the way you phrase it, I would probably take a greasy slice of pizza over sex at that instant too. But I could just as easy say something like "I dunno about you, but when I have a hot, naked, horny woman rubbing herself on my bed...I'll take sex over a 20pc McNuggets in most cases". Taking out the situational reference behind it, in general I think I prefer the joy of sex over the joy of stuffing my gullet when I'm drunk.

[NozeCandy]

Dominating a well-attended sporting event.

[Knight Vision]

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jerking off while ur gf watches.

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wait. who's watching? your girlfriend or OP's girlfriend?

[suzzer99]

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The first big fat rail of whito I cut out on any given friday or saturday

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I dont think this is necessarily better than sex, but my first one EVER was.

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I was thinking this exact same thing. Coke sucks after the first few times you do it imo. Such a waste of $$.

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cook it into rocks

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Then go look at porn.