beat: i got a job :(:(:(:(:(1

[billygrippo]

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At what M do you start pushing with trash?

How often do you use a reverse float?

You have KK. You raise PF on the button 4xBB and BB calls. BB is a tricky villian who is capable of big moves. 30/27/3.0. Flop comes 792 rainbow. Checks to you, you pot it and he calls. Turn is a J, putting a heart draw on the board (you don't have a heart). He checks, you bet, and he shoves. WHAT'S YOUR MOVE?!

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NO THEORY IN BBV4L ESPECIALLY DONKAMENT THEORY WTF U THINKING

[FastPlaySlow]

1. You are in the BB and unknown player makes a standard button raise. Do you 3-bet AJs/AJo/AQs/AQo? What about AT?
2. Same scenario as above except this time you have a small or mid PP.
3. UTG+1 opens, BTN calls, you are in the BB with 22/77/TT. Do you 3-bet?
4. You open OTB with 66 and average aggro TAG 3-bets in the BB. Do you call?


1. You open in the CO and BB calls. The flop is 9s 6c 2s. You cbet and get called. How often and on what cards do you 2nd barrel? (assume you have no hand no draw)
2. Same scenario as above except the flop is T55r.
3. Same scenario as above except the flop is 632r.
4. Same scenario as above except the flop is Q72r.
5. Same scenario as above except the flop is Kh Jh Tc.

[billygrippo]

are you just pulling this [censored] out of books?

[SomethingClever]

1. You are UTG+7 and open limp with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A. SB calls, BB thinks for a minute and makes it $500,000. You are Bill Gates and cover.

Do you:

A) Fold face up for image.
B) Shove for $45,000,000,000,000,000 ldo.
C) Flat call, open fold the flop face up out of turn, slap villain with wad of hundos, piss on his face, buy his house and use it to house your team of minature clydesdales.

[billygrippo]

BILL GATES PLAYS 3/6 LIMITS HOLD THEM

[time4adrank]

[ QUOTE ]
1. You are UTG+7 and open limp with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A. SB calls, BB thinks for a minute and makes it $500,000. You are Bill Gates and cover.

Do you:

A) Fold face up for image.
B) Shove for $45,000,000,000,000,000 ldo.
C) Flat call, open fold the flop face up out of turn, slap villain with wad of hundos, piss on his face, buy his house and use it to house your team of minature clydesdales.

[/ QUOTE ]

winnar.

[Jeffawesome]

[ QUOTE ]
1. You are UTG+7 and open limp with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A. SB calls, BB thinks for a minute and makes it $500,000. You are Bill Gates and cover.

Do you:

A) Fold face up for image.
B) Shove for $45,000,000,000,000,000 ldo.
C) Flat call, open fold the flop face up out of turn, slap villain with wad of hundos, piss on his face, buy his house and use it to house your team of minature clydesdales.

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i have never laughed at anything this hard before. Thank you.

[tisthefire]

[ QUOTE ]
1. You are UTG+7 and open limp with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A. SB calls, BB thinks for a minute and makes it $500,000. You are Bill Gates and cover.

Do you:

A) Fold face up for image.
B) Shove for $45,000,000,000,000,000 ldo.
C) Flat call, open fold the flop face up out of turn, slap villain with wad of hundos, piss on his face, buy his house and use it to house your team of minature clydesdales.

[/ QUOTE ]incredible

[psionic storm]

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!,
whats your avatar from? id like to see the full vid :]

[billygrippo]

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Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!,
whats your avatar from? id like to see the full vid :]

[/ QUOTE ]

random gif i found on teh internets
the full vid is 45 mins of that most likely