BEAT: The bastard will have my name!?!?

[aramfingal]

its not really your last name anyway, its your dad's last name. so don't worry about it.

[SuitedSixes]

BRAG: I took the high road.

So my ex calls today and says she is in labor and asks if I'll bring our daughter to the hospital. I told her a few weeks ago that I wouldn't so that. She said that I didn't have to come in, and there would be someone to meet my daughter in the lobby.

Of course there wasn't. So I had to check in and find her room. We walked in, I saw the baby, I told my ex congratulations, and shook her boyfriend's hand (I have never spoken to the man) and told him congratulations too.

She was registered under my last name still.

[Humble Pie]

Why does it matter that the kid has your last name? BTW is your last name Smith?

[stewartkev]

Miss Hootie McBoob?

[RickAstleyFan]

Meet little baby, Michael Hunt.