tr: flashed on the train by creepy teenager

[Knight Vision]

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Good story. she was ... acting self-destructively

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[AlienBoy]

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3. i thought it would be rude to take a picture. i'm a gentleman.

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That's it buddy - your man-pass is hereby REVOKED!


AB

[NT!]

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Good story. I disagree that she wanted you, the way you describe it, she was totally nutso and acting self-destructively. Next time help her fulfill her fantasy by looking utterly disgusted by her vaj and pretending to vomit into your jacket pocket.. Bonus points if you actually bring anything up.

--GA

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i like where yr heads at GA... i was thinking 'who opened up a fish market on the [censored] train?'

[kidcolin]

AlienBoy - Most likely to get lured into a rape lawsuit and/or robbed by a crazy broad.

[mickii]

The missing comment/question is.....shaved?

[elus2]

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i'm standing on the platform (broadway/commercial, expo line represent) checking out this cute young mother bent over her daughter's stroller (short skirts, hooray) and this kinda gothy/kinda punk asian teenager (probably japanese, possibly korean) wearing a leather jacket, long skirt and black military style boots shoots me this nasty pouty look (with full on angelina jolie lip action). i assume it's because she's caught me objectifying a woman (you got me), but i just smile at her and amuse myself studying the advertising opposite the platform (i like the sketchers ads the best). a train shows up, finally, and i board and sit in the center section (old style car, with the seats facing each other across the aisle). the mean asian girl [censored] directly opposite me and gathers her skirt as she sits, legs wide open. she doesn't look at me, but she rubs her thighs working her skirt higher and higher. she briefly pauses to remove her jacket with a violent thrust of her chest towards me, at which point i notice she's wearing a damned tshirt (so she has awesome taste in music, at least). she returns to manipulating her skirt, and pretty soon it's evident she is not wearing anything underneath. unsure of how to react to this, i try not to stare and politely smile at her. she won't make eye contact however, and is doing her best not to look anywhere near me. she gets up and gets off at the next stop without even looking at me, i lament the loss of my creepy girl (with issues).

(note: i am 27, she was, at most, 19, probably more like 17. this was not lost opportunity).

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Teenaged single mother... last stop Surrey Central Station

[bisonbison]

This is the girl who tells you she loves you the second your peen enters the folds, then cries for four solid days in your bathroom.

TRUST BISON.

[john voight]

whip out your ckock and reevaluate

[mickii]

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whip out your ckock and reevaluate

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Are you re-evaluating when it flops, or when you are all in?

[esad]

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AlienBoy - Most likely to get lured into a rape lawsuit and/or robbed by a crazy broad.

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Kids these days have no sense of adventure.