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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Yeesh...you gotta have more game than this. Who was the 2+2er who asked the girl out in the elevator, she said she had a boyfriend, then he said something like "no problem, you're so pretty I just had to ask...." Then she saw him later, admitted she didn't have a boyfriend, he got a date, wound up getting head from some LA sloot? Be like that guy. ScottieK [/ QUOTE ] thank you! it only took 2 pages of mockery but finally someone posted some advice. I might use that. [/ QUOTE ] 2 pages? Man... [/ QUOTE ] the picture of OP becomes even more clear |
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Yeesh...you gotta have more game than this. Who was the 2+2er who asked the girl out in the elevator, she said she had a boyfriend, then he said something like "no problem, you're so pretty I just had to ask...." Then she saw him later, admitted she didn't have a boyfriend, he got a date, wound up getting head from some LA sloot? Be like that guy. ScottieK [/ QUOTE ] One problem, the girl the OP is stalking is probably freaked out by the OP. |
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what is this, NATIONAL WRITE A NOVEL DAY???!!!!!
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lol ed maybe if you offer to save her from the illuminati she will let you smell her bra
mmmmm titty residue |
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I think (hope?) we're all getting seriously leveled here.
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This does worry me because i think she is latina and the chances of a latina already being married/had a baby by the time they get to college are 50/50 (specially if good looking might be 70%). So while she might not be married she might be a single mom. [/ QUOTE ] Racist, obv. Dude, just man up or pack up. Your "analysis" is based wayyyy too much on ignorant stereotypes you seem to carry about people (e.g. if they don't use their cellphone on their break, they must not have a boyfriend.) If you want her to go out with her, ask her out. Good luck. In fact, you can ask her out for coffee. That said, your free coffee offer is kinda cheeseball, and not likely to score you many points. Just ask her straight up if she'd like to go out for coffee. People respond well to honesty. GL |
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Instead of helping with homework, tell her you'd like to bang her, and instead of buying coffee just pay her cash. This probably has a higher chance of succeeding because it's not nearly as wussbag
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I think your main problem is that you're approaching interactions with girls like an engineering problem. [/ QUOTE ] I thought i was over-anylizing this a bit but I take this problem as a big poker hand. You analyize pot odds, fold, call, raise, flop comes, turn, river etc etc. In this situation i have to analyze whether she has a bf and what if any evidence do i have for that, whether she would say yes or no and what evidence to that do I have etc etc. I just couldn't stand the awkwardness of being in the same class as someone who rejected me. The odds of this are above 50% knowing she is pretty, she is a latina (finding a hot latina without a bf already is rare). |
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[ QUOTE ] I think your main problem is that you're approaching interactions with girls like an engineering problem. [/ QUOTE ] I thought i was over-anylizing this a bit but I take this problem as a big poker hand. You analyize pot odds, fold, call, raise, flop comes, turn, river etc etc. In this situation i have to analyze whether she has a bf and what if any evidence do i have for that, whether she would say yes or no and what evidence to that do I have etc etc. [/ QUOTE ] You must suck at poker. |
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ed: ill tell you outside *now outside* girl: so how do you get free coffee? ed: ill buy you coffee every tuesday/thursday if you could help me out a little with my science homework (the class we share) free cofee girl you can't turn that down [/ QUOTE ] ahahahaha good stuff -Al |
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