Why keep your wallet in your back pocket?

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I've never understood this. I have always kept my wallet in my front pocket, and my friends think I'm crazy.

Using your back pocket makes no sense to me, though. It's uncomfortable, especially when you try to sit down. It seems like it would be a lot easier to lose or have stolen when it's in your back pocket.

Also, I have achieved what I feel is the correct balance of weight between pockets. Here's what I have been using for about 3 years now:

Left front pocket: Cell phone, keys
Right front pocket: Wallet
Left back pocket: Empty
Right back pocket: Empty

This feels comfortable, and if things are in the wrong pocket, it will drive me nuts. They must be in these specific pockets, or it won't feel right.

Please tell me I'm not crazy, I'm having a hard time finding someone who agrees with me. They all insist on using the back pocket with no real reason to support it.