IM SO DIRTY

[gehrig]

after a year of me dominating the heads up games my opponents seem to have found the correct adjustment to my style, and that adjustment is to win 60% of showdowns

BUT PIMP DADDY GEHRIG GOT AN ADJUSTMENT TOO ITS CALLED GET ABOARD THE PIMP DADDY EXPRESS HOLLA CHOO CHOO ALLLLL ABOOOOOAARRRD

[yourface]

gehrig plz explain that last hand [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
he only b/3b draws and will b/c c/r good hands or something?

[gehrig]

i had a flush draw and a straight draw, pretty standard semibluff

[gehrig]

today was a good day

[gehrig]

so i guess i kinda went on tilt at one point today:

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (15.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 23.5BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Ks Ah</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Th 9c</font>

thankfully chasing losses at higher stakes ALWAYS works SHIP SHIP holla

[gehrig]

holler

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5.33BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (11.33BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 11.33BB

value towning the same guy &lt;3

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.33BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9.33BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11.33BB
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 4s 3s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB mucks Ah Jc</font>

[gehrig]

i wonder if sexying the second river would have worked

[killsadie]

bet raise raise bet raise raise raise raise until they fold then post on 2p2

[gehrig]

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2.5BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (8.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16.5BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed 6h 5h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 6c 5c</font>

when i didnt scoop this pot i was so [censored] angry [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

thankfully i won like 80 bets in the next 50 hands holla

[Perestroika]

Whoever invented limit poker deserves a horrible suffering.