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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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so what's the speed of dark?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Attempt to get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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