karmaowned by g2k4 with A4o

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Beat: BBV making fun of g2k4 and his A4o hand made the pokerstars RNG go karmahaywire on me:
POKERSTARS GAME #11913433367: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/06 - 22:08:27 (ET)
Table 'Erigone' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: mdom ($660.70 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($610.70 in chips)
gambler2k4: posts small blind $2
mdom: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mdom [Kd 9s]
gambler2k4: raises $12 to $16
mdom: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9d 8c 8d]
mdom: checks
gambler2k4: bets $24
mdom: raises $48 to $72
gambler2k4: calls $48
*** TURN *** [9d 8c 8d] [Kh]
mdom: bets $120
gambler2k4: raises $402.70 to $522.70 and is all-in
mdom: calls $402.70
*** RIVER *** [9d 8c 8d Kh] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mdom: shows [Kd 9s] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
gambler2k4: shows [4s Ad] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
gambler2k4 collected $1220.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1221.40 | Rake $1
Board [9d 8c 8d Kh As]
Seat 1: mdom (big blind) showed [Kd 9s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 6: gambler2k4 (button) (small blind) showed [4s Ad] and won ($1220.40) with two pair, Aces and Eights

and another for good measure:

POKERSTARS GAME #11913687197: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/06 - 22:23:12 (ET)
Table 'Cybele IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jive32 ($928.30 in chips)
Seat 2: softas ($505.10 in chips)
Seat 3: mdom ($758.75 in chips)
Seat 4: FastEddie267 ($400 in chips)
Seat 5: VICTORY68 ($355 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($619.30 in chips)
softas: posts small blind $2
mdom: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mdom [Kc Kh]
FastEddie267: folds
VICTORY68: folds
gambler2k4: raises $12 to $16
jive32: folds
softas: folds
mdom: raises $32 to $48
gambler2k4: calls $32
*** FLOP *** [5h 5c 4d]
mdom: checks
gambler2k4: bets $80
mdom: raises $630.75 to $710.75 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $491.30 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5h 5c 4d] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [5h 5c 4d Jc] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mdom: shows [Kc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
gambler2k4: shows [Jh Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Fives)
mdom said, "GOD"
gambler2k4 collected $1237.60 from pot
mdom said, "IM"
mdom said, "SO"
mdom said, "****ING"
mdom said, "DONE WITH YOU"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1240.60 | Rake $3
Board [5h 5c 4d Jc Th]
Seat 1: jive32 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: softas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mdom (big blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 4: FastEddie267 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Variance:
POKERSTARS GAME #11913351126: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/06 - 22:03:34 (ET)
Table 'Saldanha' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: mdom ($947.70 in chips)
Seat 2: manub ($603 in chips)
Seat 3: K_Man2307 ($394 in chips)
Seat 5: gambler2k4 ($1216.90 in chips)
Seat 6: tacosupremo ($112 in chips)
tacosupremo: posts small blind $2
mdom: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mdom [5h Ah]
manub: raises $8 to $12
barney327 joins the table at seat #4
K_Man2307: folds
gambler2k4: calls $12
tacosupremo: folds
mdom: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [3h 2h Ts]
barney327 leaves the table
mdom: bets $36
manub: calls $36
gambler2k4: raises $120 to $156
mdom: raises $244 to $400
manub: folds
gambler2k4: raises $804.90 to $1204.90 and is all-in
mdom said, "wow"
mdom said, "big pot"
JrJordan joins the table at seat #4
mdom: calls $535.70 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3h 2h Ts] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [3h 2h Ts 9c] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mdom: shows [5h Ah] (high card Ace)
gambler2k4: shows [Th Kh] (a pair of Tens)
gambler2k4 collected $1943.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1945.40 | Rake $2
Board [3h 2h Ts 9c 6c]
Seat 1: mdom (big blind) showed [5h Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: manub folded on the Flop
Seat 3: K_Man2307 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: gambler2k4 (button) showed [Th Kh] and won ($1943.40) with a pair of Tens

brag: i was tilting like crazy until i realized that the hand g2k4 owned me with was a4o, then i was happy again.