11 guys at a pick-up bball game

[stormstarter28]

Immovable fat guy FTW

[HoyaSaxa123]

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lol, Mr. Always fouled guy was awesome.

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After I have identified one of these guys, I refuse to play in a game with them. They are impossible to defeat. Either they drive and make their lay-up, or they call a foul. Lose-lose situation.

[kidcolin]

Last pick up game I played we had two guys that covered most of these. One kid was probably the most athletically talented, but he really sucked at finishing. He constantly blamed the double rims and would say things like, "no kids should play on these... nothing drops." He'd also do the 'ow my shoulder', and also called traveling on a breakaway layup.

Then we had a combo of Mr. Always Fouled and Immovable Fat Guy. He was such a bitch. I blocked him twice (I'm 5'9", he's at least 6'2", maybe an inch or two more) very cleanly. Always called a foul. Always called it on ticky tack stuff, too. God I hated that fatass.

[tarheeljks]

hah i'm the player coach

[TheNoodleMan]

I've definitely been guilty of being the Hypothetical Dunker. I used to be able to dunk and it took a while to let go and admit to myself that I'm horribly out of shape and can't do it anymore.

[BigSoonerFan]

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lol I've been the bad gear dude before. Dr. Quick-Skins is probably the funniest... I think you see this all the time at the IMA (University of WA gym).

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I played with a lot of "bad gear dudes", most who played after work. Nothing better than getting dunked on by 38 year old ex-Div 1 baller with steel-toed boots on.

[ChuckyB]

Awesome!

[vikefan24]

lmao.. I play pick up ball every week and deal with all eleven of these..

8 and 8.5 were the best.. The block by the baller kid was good too.

thanks for sharing

[Ralph Wiggum]

I can't stand the never fouling guy, which is everyone who gaurds me.

[Rubeskies]

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I can't stand the never fouling guy, which is everyone who gaurds me.

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This means you're the always fouled guy.