Am I a Pussy for this?

[Sargento]

Dear BBV4L
So my brother is in Iraq and his wife is staying with us in America. She is a German doctor but she was raised in Thailand. She is of Thai decsent(sp) but was raised in Germany.
So the story starts while we were all at a bar and I see an ex-girlfriend For some reason I started talking to her. Her new boyfriend is there and eventually gets drunk and mad and spears me. While on the ground I see my boys running over to protect me,when my Sister in law pushes the front runner out of the way Screaming "Thats My Brother", she then slides next to me with her shoes, plants her foot and knocks the dude on top of me out cold with a kick to the face. He then laid lifeless on top of me while she dragged me out from under him.
So I guess I am a Poon for this?
I talked to my brother in Iraq and he believes I am a poon for this even though she is a blackbelt muay thai