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beat: cavemen are smarter than me
my lighter died so now i can't smoke. i lack matches and/or any other fire-starting implements. how the [censored] did cavemen do this? everything is closed, i can't go get matches and i seem to have lost any other reserve lighters i may have had. also, the stove is electric and barely hot enough to cook food, and i'm on the 4th floor and can't smoke inside this building (huge beat i know) so lighting it on the stove and taking it downstairs is like impossible.
i need to channel my ancestors and rub sticks together. |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
What makes you think they didn't use matches?
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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What makes you think they didn't use matches? [/ QUOTE ] beat: cavemen had matches and i don't |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
obv. you don't have an emergency kit
so prepare to die |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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obv. you don't have an emergency kit so prepare to die [/ QUOTE ] beat: I had an emergency kit in my last car, but I crashed into a telephone pole and it flew from the trunk through my back seats and hit me in the back of the head (that is true) now I lack an emergency kit |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] obv. you don't have an emergency kit so prepare to die [/ QUOTE ] beat: I had an emergency kit in my last car, but I crashed into a telephone pole and it flew from the trunk through my back seats and hit me in the back of the head (that is true) now I lack an emergency kit [/ QUOTE ] i will not die w/o a fight i could give you a light, cause i'm always prepared one: two: |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
1. Call police complaining about upstairs neighbors playing music too loud.
2. Police show up and are like "wtf, there's no music" 3. Ask cop for a light. Your tax dollars at work |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
I'm pretty thrilled there was a happy ending. I'm sitting here reading this while smoking a delicious cigarette and thinking about how terrible it would be if I couldn't smoke it. Props for being as smart as a caveman!
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