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i am paying almost 25k/yr to get a graduate degree in a field where almost everyone hates their life [/ QUOTE ] |
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Every time I walk past a mirror, I'm shocked to see that I'm fat. Every time.
As soon as I turn away from the mirror, I forget that I'm fat. No kidding. |
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Many years ago I saw a commercial for a pasta company. There were old Italian ladies harvesting spaghetti off trees for a giant feast. Made perfect sense to me for a moment. Then I realized spaghetti doesn't grow on trees. [/ QUOTE ] I remember it was a Prince spaghetti commercial. I asked my mom why the spaghetti in the box was hard and straight, because it wasn't that way in the commercial. |
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Just now...
returning from walking the dog...I pushed the "car door open" button on my key fob as I approached the back door to the house. Duh. |
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apparently, it's a bad idea to start a portable belt sander on the surface you're intending to sand.
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I smoke cigarettes.
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I agreed to have a 2nd kid.
SHIP THE TROPHY |
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I glued almost all of my fingers together with superglue a few months back.
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Oh, I once dated my boss's daughter too.
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I glued almost all of my fingers together with superglue a few months back. [/ QUOTE ] Dominant or non-dominant hand? And how you got out of it please. (I'm hoping to here that on your way to the store to get some solvent you ran into a buddy, ended up chatting with him for a few minutes and casually, unknowingly, put the glue hand in your pocket and got it stuck). |
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