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holy run-on sentence! [/ QUOTE ] |
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okay, it's pretty freaking hard to figure out what the hell is happening in this nightmare of a 2 sentence post (he actually did use 1 period in there) but it does appear that he's actually serious about considering some of these options such as:
"or calculate some witty remarks to send him off the deep end or option 2 ill be shaving my head go in and scare the life out of him and be nasty at the table give him some of his own medicine or 3 i know where he works and give him a good thumping irish style" LOL at shaving your head or stalking the guy at his place of employment to beat him up just because he tilted like a moron and started screaming when you lost a hand. Even trying to calculate some witty remarks seems kind of dumb to me but whatever. If you are seriously considering the head-shave or beat-him-up-at-work options then seek counseling. Also seek the 'period' and 'enter' keys on your computer. Did these suggestions tilt you and put you on roid-rage again? Do you want to try to track me down now so you can beat me up? If so then this is just further evidence that you have some weird anger-issues. |
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You've got to learn to to entertain your "customers". This guy is obviously a fish, and you want.. no, you NEED this guy to not only want to play with you, but to ENJOY playing with you!
~Mike |
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tl; unable to read this
although, it's fun to try imagining Christopher Walken narrarating |
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now THAT'S a goddam run-on sentence...
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Re: How to deal with this bitter poker player what should i do
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You've got to learn to to entertain your "customers". This guy is obviously a fish, and you want.. no, you NEED this guy to not only want to play with you, but to ENJOY playing with you! ~Mike [/ QUOTE ] Precisely........these guys are a dime a dozen. EMBRACE THEM ALL! ANYTIME a player talks to me I'm happy.........and 93% of the time I just ignore them or say something to make them feel good about themselves. |
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To relax, try repeating this haiku:
His shouting steams me I didn't slow roll the nuts shaved head Irish fight |
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what u should probably do is just tell the guy hey good hand you had there thanks for slowrolling me and when u say that put ur hands up in the air and curl your pointer and middle fingers to simulate the quotation marks like he did to you and if that doesnt get a reaction out of him or the rest of the table them u should obv getup and khittn and run cuz u do sound like a little girly hippy who couldnt even not get kicked your ass ina fight sometimes on days that end in y
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MAN i was playing in our local casino and slow played the nut flush and pushed all in on the river he called i imediately showed my cards saying ive the nuts this charater known as "bad beat" says "oh and thanks by the way for slow rolling" meaning slow playing i guess ok i kept quiet because i know the guy just lost a big enough pot against me but later on ive a big decision to make hes not involved in the hand and asks the dealer to call time he then makes some remarks and when on the river my opponent hits a lucky straight he stands up and points to it OH YA AND SHOUTS IT OUT .normally these guys dont bother me but for some reason i was really pissed off with him i felt like pounding his head in like ive got the long hair thing going myb he thinks im some sort of whimp or hippy but i used do boxing and hardcore sports in short i wud destroy him so do i ignore this and go bck plaaying as normal or calculate some witty remarks to send him off the deep end or option 2 ill be shaving my head go in and scare the life out of him and be nasty at the table give him some of his own medicine or 3 i know where he works and give him a good thumping irish style but one problem i have is that the guys life is miserable he works all week then blows it in the casino playing poker but god id love to bash him over the head advice or opinions about this type of person TOM [/ QUOTE ] This type of communication is the reason poker should be banned. When I went to school in the sixties, we were required to master the written word. |
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