I have encountered a psycho girl for the first time (long)

[guids]

You deserve the Misery style treatment that you are probably going to be receiving within the next couple of weeks.

[miajag]

Are her kisses taco-flavored?

[wet work]

Call her up tell her you have to talk , meet her at another motel. Bang her and then tell her you're a spy and you're not allowed any gfs on this mission. You might be able to meet clandestinely a few more times, but tell her- and this is important- she should never call you again , you'll call her when you can.

[Evan]

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Evan, "the girl was about a 6, nothing to get excited about"

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So not the point.

[EYEWHITES]

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I hope she stops soon.

For the record, I don't lie to women in order to get sex. This girl wanted sex on the first time we met, I never said anything that I wanted to be with her or anything like that. Therefore I don't feel that I am being an ass here.

Man, the things that happen in life.

Colima420

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standard u.s. responce:
restaining order
since your in mexico
pay the cops to arrest her

[slickpoppa]

Don't worry, she'll find another guy to obsess about soon enough.

[buriedbeds]

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¡Ay, caramba!

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For some reason, I laughed really, really hard at this. I mean, it's funny, but god damn did I laugh hard at that. Thanks, Daryn!

On the topic of the OP, you should move out of the country. Sever all ties. Psycho women will haunt you. I know the little head speaks loudest, but insane women are really, really, really terrible, even more so when they have kids.

Or, plan b, enjoy being worshipped. Really, that option's not that bad when push comes to shove. Sure, she's crazy, but she also throws down a handy while driving and lets you bang her twice the first night. Think of what it's going to be like when she gets to know you. Think of the filthiest thing you'd ever imagine doing, something you'd never admit to even your closest friend on your deathbed, something you could never admit even to yourself that you want done, and get her to do it. She'll either reject the idea because it's so incredibly vile and evil and consequently she'll leave you (nice!) or she'll do it and you'll have that going for you (nice!).

-bb.

[SmileyEH]

does she know where you live or does all she have on you is your cell phone? if the latter cancel the service and you're homefree.

[PhatPots]

lol, funny story.

Is this girl a fatty?

[Warik]

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Here things are good although she is still bugging the [censored] out of me with neverending questions such as "I love you, do you love me", "Do you think we can be together forever", "I never want to let you go, you think you can handle that", etc.

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Brag post! Dude you have a chick who is deeply in love with you and wants to be with you forever. wtf? I've been looking for that for years. what could possibly go wrong?