Receding hair line!!!

[KilgoreTrout]

I think you should get a vintage Dr. J afro toupee, you know, to nudge yourself over the 7 foot mark. Then you could get some Rambis glasses to wear when you don't feel like sporting the rug. That would be cool.

edit to add a pic, so OP can see how cool he'd look:

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Be a man and live with it

[IggyWH]

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hey, what's $500 to a poker player [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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"Price

Q: How much does the LaserComb cost?

A: A brand new LaserComb costs $545 US dollars.


Payment

Q: Is there a payment plan available?

A: We offer a payment plan which consists of an initial payment of $245 and four monthly installments of $112.50. Note that to be eligible for this payment option, you must live in the US and have a valid credit card."




WORST. PAYMENT. PLAN. EVER.

[Blarg]

Heheh, that's pretty hilarious.

[WhoIam]

As was mentioned in the other thread, go with a rogaine/propecia combo. They actually are effective against receding hairlines, but all of the FDA approval studies were on hairloss on the crown, so they can't claim effectiveness in the front.

[Peter Harris]

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Short, bald, pudgy (and oldish) dudes have to work harder to get the chicks.


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Not if they balla.

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as a wise 2+2er said to me "get power and that's more than all the hair you'll ever need".