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Old 12-09-2006, 06:30 PM
flipdeadshot22 flipdeadshot22 is offline
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Default Re: Verizon puts 71$ beat on a guy

lol listen to 15:45 onward. this chick makes the guy who was on before look like albert einstein.

"ANGRY CUSTOMER: do you recognize there's a difference between a dollar and a cent?

DUMB VERIZON REP: definately.

ANGRY CUSTOMER: do you recognize there's a difference between a half a dollar and a half a cent?

DUMB VERIZON REP: yes.

ANGRY CUSTOMER: then do you therefore recognize theres a difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents?

DUMB VERIZON REP: no."


i better go double check my verizon bill right now.
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:35 PM
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lol listen to 15:45 onward. this chick makes the guy who was on before look like albert einstein.

"ANGRY CUSTOMER: do you recognize there's a difference between a dollar and a cent?

DUMB VERIZON REP: definately.

ANGRY CUSTOMER: do you recognize there's a difference between a half a dollar and a half a cent?

DUMB VERIZON REP: yes.

ANGRY CUSTOMER: then do you therefore recognize theres a difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents?

DUMB VERIZON REP: no."


i better go double check my verizon bill right now.

[/ QUOTE ]that was my favorite part, except do you realize the difference between "definately" and "definitely"?
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:43 PM
flipdeadshot22 flipdeadshot22 is offline
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lol listen to 15:45 onward. this chick makes the guy who was on before look like albert einstein.

"ANGRY CUSTOMER: do you recognize there's a difference between a dollar and a cent?

DUMB VERIZON REP: definately.

ANGRY CUSTOMER: do you recognize there's a difference between a half a dollar and a half a cent?

DUMB VERIZON REP: yes.

ANGRY CUSTOMER: then do you therefore recognize theres a difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents?

DUMB VERIZON REP: no."


i better go double check my verizon bill right now.

[/ QUOTE ]that was my favorite part, except do you realize the difference between "definately" and "definitely"?

[/ QUOTE ]

no.
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:48 PM
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Default Re: Verizon puts 71$ beat on a guy

the other day i went to verizon to apply for a job. i got the interview but was told that because of my recent work in the fast food industry i was overqualified.
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:52 PM
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rofl this is so funny. I canīt believe how patient the guy is, i would be tilting after 8 minutes when his calculations end up with 71 dollars again [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:55 PM
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rofl this is so funny. I canīt believe how patient the guy is, i would be tilting after 8 minutes when his calculations end up with 71 dollars again [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I would've tilted when they didn't understand me the first time I said it.
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:57 PM
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I would demand a refund of 7,178.60$
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:57 PM
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How this guy isn't yelling and screaming is beyond me.
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Old 12-09-2006, 07:02 PM
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Default Re: Verizon puts 71$ beat on a guy

well im on tilt.

he needs to just say over and over again 71 cents should be the bill.

and also, just set up the equation simply for them:

.002 c/kb * 35xxx kb/1 = 71 cents because the kilobytes cancel out and you are left with cents as the only unit.

Everyone who has taken a math class can do this and i am sure if you tried to get them to do it, they might figure it out.

also he needs to quit saying "if the rate is .002 dollars" ugh that started to confuse me.

time to go tilt off .002 hundred thousand dollars
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Old 12-09-2006, 07:03 PM
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This is too funny.
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