SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)

[spivey]

damn right.

[spivey]

lol, I actually said 'damn right' seriously. I'm [censored] up.

[shpanko]

Hopefully last one, this god fellow is very theatrical. Didn't see this one coming.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $458.55
BB: $36.05
UTG: $203
MP: $209
CO: $200.70
Hero (BTN): $442.50

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7</font>, Hero calls $7, SB folds, BB calls $5

Flop: ($22) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">CO bets $16</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $58</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $110</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $435.50 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $83.70 and is All-In

Turn: ($409.40) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($409.40) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $409.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten high) and WON $203.20 (+$2.50 NET)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten high) and WON $203.20 (+$2.50 NET)


Edit: Just lost twice QQ v AA both against unknowns for full stacks, this session has epic disgustingness written all over it.

[Claunchy]

That oughta teach 'em not to respect my raises...or something.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $46.95
CO: $78.90
BTN: $35.20
SB: $154.60
Hero (BB): $151.45
UTG: $91.90

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $11</font>, SB calls $8

Flop: ($22) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $4</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20.50</font>, SB calls $16.50

Turn: ($63) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $6</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $46.50</font>, SB calls $40.50

River: ($156) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $76.60 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $73.45 and is All-In

Results: $302.90 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$151.45 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $299.90 (+$148.45 NET)

[yad]

shpanko,
but you rivered two pair! why are you complaining?

[Pat Southern]

SHIP THE SIDEPOTS!

POKERSTARS GAME #12851233759: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/10/26 - 02:02:28 (ET)
Table 'Asios' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Snoopz666 ($115.60 in chips)
Seat 2: ABO1982 ($486.65 in chips)
Seat 3: BGnight ($197 in chips)
Seat 4: TutuScoot12 ($246 in chips)
Seat 5: Jschlach ($197 in chips)
Seat 6: southern58 ($256.85 in chips)
ABO1982: posts small blind $1
BGnight: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to southern58 [Jh Kh]
TutuScoot12: folds
Jschlach: folds
southern58: raises $5 to $7
Snoopz666: calls $7
ABO1982: calls $6
BGnight: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td Qd 9c]
ABO1982: checks
southern58: bets $18
Snoopz666: raises $42 to $60
ABO1982: raises $42 to $102
southern58: raises $147.85 to $249.85 and is all-in
Snoopz666: calls $48.60 and is all-in
ABO1982: calls $147.85
*** TURN *** [Td Qd 9c] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Td Qd 9c 9h] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ABO1982: shows [Js 8s] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
southern58: shows [Jh Kh] (a straight, Nine to King)
southern58 collected $282.50 from side pot
Snoopz666: shows [Ts 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Tens)
Snoopz666 collected $345.80 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $631.30 Main pot $345.80. Side pot $282.50. | Rake $3
Board [Td Qd 9c 9h 7c]
Seat 1: Snoopz666 (button) showed [Ts 9s] and won ($345.80) with a full house, Nines full of Tens
Seat 2: ABO1982 (small blind) showed [Js 8s] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 3: BGnight (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: TutuScoot12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Jschlach folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: southern58 showed [Jh Kh] and won ($282.50) with a straight, Nine to King

POKERSTARS GAME #12850997816: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/10/26 - 01:39:56 (ET)
Table 'Asios' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: ABO1982 ($93.45 in chips)
Seat 3: BGnight ($214.75 in chips)
Seat 4: TutuScoot12 ($180 in chips)
Seat 5: jayandroy ($111.10 in chips)
Seat 6: southern58 ($206.80 in chips)
jayandroy: posts small blind $1
southern58: posts big blind $2
ABO1982: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to southern58 [3c Tc]
ABO1982: checks
BGnight: folds
TutuScoot12: folds
jayandroy: calls $1
southern58: checks
*** FLOP *** [9c 2c Qc]
jayandroy: checks
southern58: bets $5
ABO1982: calls $5
jayandroy: raises $104.10 to $109.10 and is all-in
southern58: calls $104.10
ABO1982: calls $86.45 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9c 2c Qc] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 2c Qc 5s] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jayandroy: shows [8c 4c] (a flush, Queen high)
southern58: shows [3c Tc] (a flush, Queen high - Ten higher)
southern58 collected $35.30 from side pot
ABO1982: shows [Qd Kc] (a flush, King high)
ABO1982 collected $278.35 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $315.65 Main pot $278.35. Side pot $35.30. | Rake $2
Board [9c 2c Qc 5s Jc]
Seat 2: ABO1982 showed [Qd Kc] and won ($278.35) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: BGnight folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TutuScoot12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jayandroy (small blind) showed [8c 4c] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: southern58 (big blind) showed [3c Tc] and won ($35.30) with a flush, Queen high

[thac]

Chatting with a friend (he's a 2+2er) on AIM, he sends me this hand.


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $142.40
BB: $470.10
Hero (UTG): $152.45
CO: $100
BTN: $131.85

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero calls $1, CO folds, BTN calls $1, SB calls $0.50, BB checks

Flop: ($4) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $4</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $46</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $151.45 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $95.40 and is All-In

Turn: ($286.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($286.80) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $286.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Queen high) and LOST (-$142.40 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and WON $283.80 (+$141.40 NET)




!!!!

[orange]

1/2 $200 effective

everyone limps pf, i check with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

($11) flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
I pot, 2 callers, all else fold

($44) turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
I check, guy bets $22, other guy dumps, I...?

dumb stupid situation.

[VPIP100]

I call because I get sick odds, but I bet the turn as default.

[Raxor101]

Villain is Fonkey... His call of my 4-bet puts me on life tilt and I end session. How does he make this call? Is it standard?

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $98.75
BTN: $98.50
Hero (SB): $102.20
BB: $102.85

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($7) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $5</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $17</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $58</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $99.35 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $40.70 and is All-In

Turn: ($204.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($204.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $204.40 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Ace Jack high) and LOST (-$102.20 NET)
BB showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Sixes) and WON $202.40 (+$100.20 NET)