*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

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First of all I want to say i love this thread. I need some advice.

I have a strange Joey & Dawson relationship(see: Dawson Creek) with this girl that has a long distance relationship with her boyfriend that she sees every 1-2 months.

She knows how i feel about her which is I want her to dump her boyfriend and dump me. She told me she was interested in me 2 years ago when we first started hanging out but i had a GF so she didn't pursue anything.

Anyways heres what i need help with I find out the other day she is a virgin (she is 22) she says she's done a lot of other stuff tho and doesnt mention what.

Later on the following txt messages happened approx.

Me: Can I ask you a personal question?
Her: Yes
Me: I know your a virgin but have you at least had an orgasm before
Her: Yes
Her: I think
Me: Think? You know what that means right?
Her: No what
Me: It means you haven't. Thats Crazy. I should give you one.
Her: How would you give me one?
Me: By touching and licking
Her: Ok
Her: I wanna see you
Me: I can't come up its too late
Her: Aw.

2 hours later i get a call from her around 2am on a Thursday.

And she basically says something like this:

Her: Hey how are you?
Me: I'm great. i'm better then great im good.
Her: So what was you talking about earlier?
Me: The orgasm thing?
Her: Yeah. I think i had one before cause it felt different but i'm not sure
Me: Well did your entire body shake and your legs give in?
Her: No
Me: We'll you didn't have one then.
Her: Well what would you do exactly to give me one. You know I'm not going to have sex right?
Me: Yeah I know......explaining this is basically phone sex you know that right?(why the [censored] did i say this?)
Her: Are you shy?
Me: Nah ::insert details of what i'm going to do::

(she doesn't respond to that but says)

Her: I want to see you. Want to go out drinking tommorow?
Me: Yeah definetly.



That was suppose to be Friday. Her mom didn't let her out and she seemed upset about it we talked on phone for a few hours instead.

Anyways i'm going up to see her on Wednesday i got floor seats for Dane Cook show. Should i just straight bring up the orgasm thing again? Take some shots before show whats my best plan of action?