100k hand graph - Brag or Variance?

[Lyric]

let's see your poker EV graph.

what is your aggression factor?

your stats are horrible. you'll be killed anywhere above $50 NL. you limp too much, you defend your blinds too much, you don't steal enough. you don't win enough pots that you enter.

i'm dumbfounded by these results. they're either doctored or you're running insanely hot.