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Re: Poker Pro \"antics\" that f\'ing tilt you the most?
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phil gordon and people that hate on tony g [/ QUOTE ] I agree. Phil Gordon tilts the [censored] out of me. It's just his constant whining combined with his apparent ability to never make a mistake (at least in his own mind). Also his voice. As for Tony G., he looks straight mob, I wouldn't [censored] with him. |
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Re: Poker Pro \"antics\" that f\'ing tilt you the most?
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[ QUOTE ] Not a 'pro' antic, but this is epidemic where I play: "Do you want action? Is it action you want? You want a call? I know you don't have anything. Is my two pair good? Want me to show you a card? Pick a card to show" This crap goes on for fifteen minutes before the speaker inevitably folds. I swear this happens at least twice an orbit. I am going to kill someone. [/ QUOTE ] Word. I don't know why, but everytime somebody looks at me and says "Do you want action?", I feel like the biggest pit game degenerate of all time. "Do you want action" sounds so ghey and TJ to me. [/ QUOTE ] agreed. unless i held the nuts on the river, i would always say "no, i want you to fold." i'll be happy to take a free pot with no further risk... |
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Re: Poker Pro \"antics\" that f\'ing tilt you the most?
As a pretty devout Christian myself, I have to say I strongly disapprove of praying at the table. Poker is a game where you're competing with others for money. Praying to win is basically asking God to make the others lose money - a little weird, imo
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Re: Poker Pro \"antics\" that f\'ing tilt you the most?
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this nitty non-pro rubbing, kissing, caressing pics of his 19 children and heffer wife everytime he plays a pot [/ QUOTE ] QFT -- yes definitely. this guy was . . . pathetic. trying to calm his weirdly guilty conscious for leaving his widdle famiwy for a week of poker. "I know!! I'll make it seem like I miss them by KISSING THEIR PICTURES IN A DISTURBING WAY WHENEVER THE CAMERAS ARE ON ME!! Myoo-ah-ha-ah!! They'll never realize I COULD CARE LESS, DON'T MISS THEM AT ALL, and am having the time of my life!!!" |
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this nitty non-pro rubbing, kissing, caressing pics of his 19 children and heffer wife everytime he plays a pot [/ QUOTE ] doesn't this dude write for ESPN? |
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As a pretty devout Christian myself, I have to say I strongly disapprove of praying at the table. Poker is a game where you're competing with others for money. Praying to win is basically asking God to make the others lose money - a little weird, imo [/ QUOTE ] exactly. as though God would even care if a few dollars were won or lost in a game of poker. also - weird is football players praying on the sidelines for the success / failure of a game winning / losing field goal attempt. in this case, of course, theologians concur that God uses a very straightforward calculation of righteous acts minus sins ( weighted, of course, for things like sincerity and sacrifice ) of the praying players and then ( to keep things absolutely fair ) divides by the number of players praying. The most righteous team wins. |
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Re: Poker Pro \"antics\" that f\'ing tilt you the most?
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this nitty non-pro rubbing, kissing, caressing pics of his 19 children and heffer wife everytime he plays a pot [/ QUOTE ] ^^^^^ What kind of P**ssy Whipped b**ch misses his wife and kids so much that he has to make out with thier picture when he's gone for a week? Dude seriouslly creeps me out. Weird stuff, but nowhere near Humberto Brenes. #1 Huuuuuuuberto #2 Hevad Kahn #3 Tony G #4 guys that say weeeeeeeeeeee |
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Re: Poker Pro \"antics\" that f\'ing tilt you the most?
Wouldn't God want to give money to a devout Christian rather than some degenerate cokehead?
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Re: Poker Pro \"antics\" that f\'ing tilt you the most?
Jamie Gold
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