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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
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Girls love poems? Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You smell really bad, Try using Shampoo. [/ QUOTE ] Nicely done sir. |
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What does she smell like? Cheese? Fish? Poop? Wet dog? [/ QUOTE ] A wet dog smell is kind of sexy on a girl! |
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She's Italian, right?
Oh, and, pics? |
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I watched a news report recently about people whose bodies naturally give off a really unpleasant odour. It has nothing to do with cleanliness -- the smell is actually coming from inside them. I can't remember the cause, exactly, but it has something to do with how their bodies digest and process food. They can reduce the smell by watching their diets, but the smell will always be there. It's not something that can be washed away or covered up with deodorant. There's very little they can do about it. On the slim chance that this girl is one of these people, I'd strongly suggest not saying anything to her. [/ QUOTE ] This is basically what I was thinking, I mean, she smells consistently every time? like, she NEVER showers? This seems like more then a cleanliness problem. How is her hair? is it natty, greasy, sticky/shinny looking? this is a pretty good indicator. Man, having that problem would be the WORST damn problem ever, nobody would EVER want to be near you ever at all. Guess you could be a model or something if you looked good, but, damn. |
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I thought you were a raft tour guide. New job?
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I thought you were a raft tour guide. New job? [/ QUOTE ] I still do that but I opened a bar this year as well. It was a crazy summer. |
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This is easy...
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[ QUOTE ] I watched a news report recently about people whose bodies naturally give off a really unpleasant odour. It has nothing to do with cleanliness -- the smell is actually coming from inside them. I can't remember the cause, exactly, but it has something to do with how their bodies digest and process food. They can reduce the smell by watching their diets, but the smell will always be there. It's not something that can be washed away or covered up with deodorant. There's very little they can do about it. On the slim chance that this girl is one of these people, I'd strongly suggest not saying anything to her. [/ QUOTE ] This is basically what I was thinking, I mean, she smells consistently every time? like, she NEVER showers? This seems like more then a cleanliness problem. How is her hair? is it natty, greasy, sticky/shinny looking? this is a pretty good indicator. Man, having that problem would be the WORST damn problem ever, nobody would EVER want to be near you ever at all. Guess you could be a model or something if you looked good, but, damn. [/ QUOTE ] So, next time she's in the bar, start a conversation about this programme: "Help! I Smell of Fish For a small group of people, body odour isn't something that can be controlled with a quick squirt of deodorant. They suffer from a rare syndrome that makes them smell of strong odours like fish and stale sweat - and there's very little that they can do about it. In this documentary we meet three such sufferers - Thomas, Carol and Rachel. They share with us the difficulty they all found in getting the condition diagnosed, and also the effect it has on their lives." Clip: http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check..._like_fish_16x9 See if she takes the hint. |
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the occasional smelly person = big downside of Europe
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I would go with the anonymous note. Just make the note look like someone had written it and then taped it shut or something. That way, when she reads it she doesnt feel like you read the note before handing it to her, making the situation more awkward then it is.
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