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Re: Advice please - Working girls under the table
a few answers and follow up points:
1) regarding the implications that this is gay - it isn't. Instead of the typical felt overlay on the table, we plan to instead utilize a long table cloth that will end at our laps, very tangibly separating the poker playing surface from the other playing service. Theoretically, it should take a discreet, intentional action to expose any unwanted sights or create any unwanted contact, and I wouldn't anticipate that. At any rate, it must be the younger posters bringing this up, still afraid to shower after gym class, etc. There is a fine line people - for example, if you have a threesome with two guys and one female, is that gay? the answer is, it depends. If there is any male on male contact, then yes. If it is a fingercuffs / double stuffing situation, that is just an epic night. high five over the young lady's back and enjoy the rest of your evening. 2) regarding price, I like the idea of paying per occurrence, and this would also provide the entertainment motivation to do a good job (compared to hourly). I do want the entertainment to be an ongoing thing though, lasting as long as the game does. I want to inseparately conjoin the below table activities with the above table activities - we're not looking for BJ's while we play poker, we are looking to play BJ poker. So it is necessary to estimate the number of performances each of the entertainers will be providing. 10 during the first hour (game is 10 players total), then, as players get knocked out and players become less anxious, it slows down....Maybe another 7 total after that (conservatively) over the next hour or two, which seems to be close to our budget (18 x $125 = $2,250, only $25 more per person than we'd budgeted). 3) regarding finding the entertainment, that is what made this idea always just an idea, but one of the individuals involved with this actually seems to have found a few solid leads. I won't go into details to protect the innocent, but suffice it to say that I am more focused on price right now than finding willing talent. 4) the more I think about it the more I like the bounty idea, simply for the added strategic depth. 5) trip report for sure when we get this thing together. 6) the help will be the only girls invited keep the ideas coming! - I want to plan this thing out good because we'll probably only have the one shot, at least for a long while. a couple other logisitical considerations: -do you ban booze to keep the game under control and limit the number of restroom breaks? this would also keep the entertainment efficient in their jobs, which is a factor since we'll probably need to have them use rubbers. -when people get eliminated, do we have them leave the house entirely or just leave the room? -proper attire? and some strategic considerations: -I do think that an aggressive strategy would be best, especially pre flop re-raises, which, while still cheap, tell the opponent you are ready to play for stacks that hand. -best way to identify who is being serviced? from hand to hand, there will be motivation to bluff both ways (that you are being serviced or that you aren't) depending on if you want action or not. So I think I will rely mostly on more subtle signs of distraction (trouble counting chips or asking a lot of questions about bet size, who the action is on, etc) as well as players who are folding too much. |
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Re: Advice please - Working girls under the table
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keep the ideas coming! [/ QUOTE ] a) I hope you have a good lawyer... and are single. b) I hope the game is all unmarried guys c) I hope at least one of them is the local sheriff d) Is stretching out your walking leg under the table considered "peeking"? e) $20 to the player who successfully shows no sign of being under duress- that man will probably have a huge poker future. |
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Re: Advice please - Working girls under the table
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-do you ban booze to keep the game under control and limit the number of restroom breaks? this would also keep the entertainment efficient in their jobs, which is a factor since we'll probably need to have them use rubbers. [/ QUOTE ] UTF...and give the girls some altoids! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] |
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Re: Advice please - Working girls under the table
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we plan to instead utilize a long table cloth that will end at our laps, very tangibly separating the poker playing surface from the other playing service. Theoretically...high five over the young lady's back and enjoy the rest of your evening. [/ QUOTE ] i was totally ready to believe in this thread until i read this paragraph, i am seriously disappointed that the OP didn't have the discipline to keep up the charade for more than one post, in retrospect though i guess it seems obvious when you consider the dad/bounty angle |
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Re: Advice please - Working girls under the table
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i was totally ready to believe in this thread until i read this paragraph, i am seriously disappointed that the OP didn't have the discipline to keep up the charade for more than one post, in retrospect though i guess it seems obvious when you consider the dad/bounty angle [/ QUOTE ] Just using an analogy to explain why this thing isn't gay, not sure why that would imply it isn't going to happen. [ QUOTE ] There are sure gonna be some huge last longer prop bets here. [/ QUOTE ] very solid idea. Only problem is, it probably comes down to variance more than skill, since it is mostly determined by who gets lucky first. [ QUOTE ] This brings up an important logistical problem- you can barely get one person under the table (and almost no way to disguise body orientation)... and you are planning on the plural? [/ QUOTE ] the plan has been to use a conference room table (like you'd have in a company for meetings) , plenty big enough. and it just so happens that we have access to one for a weekend. --- I am going to discuss price and participation with the prospects soon - I'll start at $100 per service session and see where I end up. |
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Re: Advice please - Working girls under the table
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[ QUOTE ] This brings up an important logistical problem- you can barely get one person under the table (and almost no way to disguise body orientation)... and you are planning on the plural? [/ QUOTE ] the plan has been to use a conference room table (like you'd have in a company for meetings) , plenty big enough. and it just so happens that we have access to one for a weekend. [/ QUOTE ] Won't that make the poker game itself impossible to deal/manage effectively? And that's not even considering the bonus activity= I do NOT want anyone standing up to rake in a pot, thank you... |
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Re: Advice please - Working girls under the table
This could make things easier by elminating the need for those pesky chips... Video Texas Hold'em
The only downfall is that your game will be limited to 6 guys. Edit: Woot! 500th post! |
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