WCOOP event 7 "tournaments are stupid" hands thread

[HIV]

robusto one more time pls

[Xyven]

Top set never wins

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1495791
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1495795
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1495794

[BowToYourSensei]

got to 11th, have one 1 hand since (blinds)

2600 and dropping

EDIT: take THAT blerimi!

[BowToYourSensei]

i [censored] hate this stupid ass game

back to back to back hands (mostly cuz i'm an idiot fish):

PokerStars Game #12134595959: Tournament #70000007, $200+$15 Hold'em Limit - Level VII (300/600) - 2007/09/18 - 18:34:17 (ET)
Table '70000007 139' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: hansou (13040 in chips)
Seat 2: blerimi (4708 in chips)
Seat 3: hippo55 (19053 in chips)
Seat 4: bullstopper (23325 in chips)
Seat 5: mako75 (12491 in chips)
Seat 6: richster9 (4805 in chips)
Seat 7: Jag1878 (4906 in chips)
Seat 8: frankie810 (4755 in chips)
Seat 9: ifoundnemo23 (5210 in chips)
Jag1878: posts small blind 150
frankie810: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Kd Ks]
ifoundnemo23: raises 300 to 600
hansou: calls 600
blerimi: folds
hippo55: folds
bullstopper: folds
mako75: calls 600
richster9: folds
Jag1878: folds
frankie810: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 9d As]
ifoundnemo23: checks
hansou: checks
mako75: bets 300
ifoundnemo23: calls 300
hansou: calls 300
*** TURN *** [Tc 9d As] [5d]
ifoundnemo23: checks
hansou: checks
mako75: bets 600
ifoundnemo23: calls 600
hansou: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [Tc 9d As 5d] [Jh]
ifoundnemo23: checks
hansou: checks
mako75: bets 600
ifoundnemo23: folds
hansou: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mako75: shows [Ah 9h] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
hansou: mucks hand
mako75 collected 6150 from pot



PokerStars Game #12134613638: Tournament #70000007, $200+$15 Hold'em Limit - Level VII (300/600) - 2007/09/18 - 18:35:18 (ET)
Table '70000007 139' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: hansou (10940 in chips)
Seat 2: blerimi (4708 in chips)
Seat 3: hippo55 (19053 in chips)
Seat 4: bullstopper (23325 in chips)
Seat 5: mako75 (16541 in chips)
Seat 6: richster9 (4805 in chips)
Seat 7: Jag1878 (4756 in chips)
Seat 8: frankie810 (4455 in chips)
Seat 9: ifoundnemo23 (3710 in chips)
frankie810: posts small blind 150
ifoundnemo23: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Kd Kh]
hansou: folds
blerimi: folds
hippo55: folds
bullstopper: folds
mako75: raises 300 to 600
richster9: folds
Jag1878: folds
frankie810: folds
ifoundnemo23: raises 300 to 900
mako75: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [Ad 7h Ah]
ifoundnemo23: bets 300
mako75: calls 300
*** TURN *** [Ad 7h Ah] [Qh]
ifoundnemo23: checks
mako75: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ad 7h Ah Qh] [Td]
ifoundnemo23: checks
mako75: bets 600
ifoundnemo23: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mako75: shows [Ac 5h] (three of a kind, Aces)
ifoundnemo23: mucks hand
mako75 collected 3750 from pot



PokerStars Game #12134626794: Tournament #70000007, $200+$15 Hold'em Limit - Level VII (300/600) - 2007/09/18 - 18:36:02 (ET)
Table '70000007 139' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: hansou (10940 in chips)
Seat 2: blerimi (4708 in chips)
Seat 3: hippo55 (19053 in chips)
Seat 4: bullstopper (23325 in chips)
Seat 5: mako75 (18491 in chips)
Seat 6: richster9 (4805 in chips)
Seat 7: Jag1878 (4756 in chips)
Seat 8: frankie810 (4305 in chips)
Seat 9: ifoundnemo23 (1910 in chips)
ifoundnemo23: posts small blind 150
hansou: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [9s Qs]
blerimi: folds
hippo55: folds
bullstopper: raises 300 to 600
mako75: folds
richster9: folds
Jag1878: folds
frankie810: folds
ifoundnemo23: calls 450
hansou: raises 300 to 900
bullstopper: calls 300
ifoundnemo23: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [6c 9h Qc]
ifoundnemo23: checks
hansou: bets 300
bullstopper: calls 300
ifoundnemo23: raises 300 to 600
hansou: calls 300
bullstopper: calls 300
*** TURN *** [6c 9h Qc] [Jh]
ifoundnemo23: bets 410 and is all-in
hansou: raises 190 to 600
bullstopper: raises 600 to 1200
hansou: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [6c 9h Qc Jh] [5c]
hansou: checks
bullstopper: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hansou: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
bullstopper: shows [Td 8d] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
bullstopper collected 1580 from side pot
ifoundnemo23: shows [9s Qs] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
bullstopper collected 5730 from main pot

[FatalError]

gg no re

[FatalError]

[ QUOTE ]
robusto one more time pls

[/ QUOTE ]

sorry, need a backer for the 2$ LHE tonight?

[BowToYourSensei]

decided to spew in 1.20s after the bustout, after losing T8o to A2:

ifoundnemo23: great call, u monkey
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: what bs
funky Granny: ur a stnkn fish
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: lol alzheimers
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: you're a busto nag with boobs down to your knees and you'll be dead within the year
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: which of us is in worse shape?
funky Granny: go 2 playmoney and take some practice
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: just finished the WCOOP actually
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: i know you've probably masturbated to even thinking about playing it
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: which is really disgusting
funky Granny: in ur sandbox ??
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: cuz since you've had menopause you have no business having an orgasm
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: look it up, kneehooters

[BowToYourSensei]

donk n go #2

ifoundnemo23: i'm still here!
mblmusic: it's questionable that you have any nuts...sir?
ifoundnemo23: bahahahhaha
ifoundnemo23: i am bulletproof
BIGPOUNDRR: ***
mblmusic: seems your kevlar is in your head
ifoundnemo23: seems my balls are in your mouth


funky Granny [observer]: nemo is a stnkn fish

EDIT: please to be changing title to "stnkn fish"?

[isapistola]

in hell, satan makes you play minbet donkaments.

[DeathDonkey]

POKERSTARS GAME #12133871371: TOURNAMENT #70000007, $200+$15 HOLD'EM LIMIT - LEVEL VI (200/400) - 2007/09/18 - 17:54:42 (ET)
Table '70000007 167' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: DeathDonkey (5930 in chips)
Seat 2: desiree (2850 in chips)
Seat 3: RESTART (6958 in chips)
Seat 4: DMASTERCARD (12927 in chips)
Seat 5: Xaston (615 in chips)
Seat 6: plumber922 (2945 in chips)
Seat 7: ale67 (4680 in chips)
Seat 8: t soprano (4810 in chips)
Seat 9: Shudda Hadem (5180 in chips)
ale67: posts small blind 100
t soprano: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DeathDonkey [Jc Js]
Shudda Hadem: folds
DeathDonkey: raises 200 to 400
desiree: folds
RESTART: raises 200 to 600
DMASTERCARD: folds
Xaston: raises 15 to 615 and is all-in
Betting is capped
plumber922: folds
ale67: folds
t soprano: folds
DeathDonkey: calls 215
RESTART: calls 15
*** FLOP *** [Kc Ks 6s]
DeathDonkey: checks
RESTART: bets 200
DeathDonkey: raises 200 to 400
RESTART: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Kc Ks 6s] [8s]
DeathDonkey: bets 400
RESTART: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [Kc Ks 6s 8s] [Jh]
DeathDonkey: bets 400
RESTART: calls 400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DeathDonkey: shows [Jc Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Kings)
RESTART: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
DeathDonkey collected 2400 from side pot
Xaston: mucks hand
DeathDonkey collected 2145 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4545 Main pot 2145. Side pot 2400. | Rake 0
Board [Kc Ks 6s 8s Jh]
Seat 1: DeathDonkey showed [Jc Js] and won (4545) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings
Seat 2: desiree folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: RESTART showed [As Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 4: DMASTERCARD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Xaston mucked [Qh Ac]
Seat 6: plumber922 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ale67 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: t soprano (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Shudda Hadem folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12132868633: TOURNAMENT #70000007, $200+$15 HOLD'EM LIMIT - LEVEL IV (100/200) - 2007/09/18 - 16:57:10 (ET)
Table '70000007 167' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: DeathDonkey (5485 in chips)
Seat 2: desiree (1900 in chips)
Seat 3: RESTART (5450 in chips)
Seat 4: Baba Fats (3570 in chips)
Seat 5: Xaston (6515 in chips)
Seat 6: plumber922 (1830 in chips)
Seat 7: ale67 (5130 in chips)
Seat 8: t soprano (2210 in chips)
Seat 9: thopra (1810 in chips)
Baba Fats: posts small blind 50
Xaston: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DeathDonkey [3c 3h]
plumber922: folds
ale67: folds
t soprano: folds
thopra: folds
DeathDonkey: raises 100 to 200
desiree: folds
RESTART: raises 100 to 300
Baba Fats: folds
Xaston: folds
DeathDonkey: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [9h 6d 8h]
DeathDonkey: checks
RESTART: bets 100
DeathDonkey: calls 100
*** TURN *** [9h 6d 8h] [3d]
DeathDonkey: checks
RESTART: bets 200
DeathDonkey: raises 200 to 400
RESTART: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [9h 6d 8h 3d] [2h]
DeathDonkey: bets 200
RESTART: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DeathDonkey: shows [3c 3h] (three of a kind, Threes)
RESTART: mucks hand
DeathDonkey collected 2150 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2150 | Rake 0
Board [9h 6d 8h 3d 2h]
Seat 1: DeathDonkey showed [3c 3h] and won (2150) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: desiree folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: RESTART (button) mucked [5s 5c]
Seat 4: Baba Fats (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Xaston (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: plumber922 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ale67 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: t soprano folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: thopra folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12134233428: TOURNAMENT #70000007, $200+$15 HOLD'EM LIMIT - LEVEL VI (200/400) - 2007/09/18 - 18:14:12 (ET)
Table '70000007 213' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: faescher (6970 in chips)
Seat 2: DeathDonkey (3560 in chips)
Seat 3: AJDUK (10280 in chips)
Seat 4: The brewster (1428 in chips)
Seat 5: pharaoh77 (15467 in chips)
Seat 6: Nilzor (5620 in chips)
Seat 7: Aido1 (1867 in chips)
Seat 8: Tanoose (3956 in chips)
Seat 9: leep111 (8957 in chips)
DeathDonkey: posts small blind 100
AJDUK: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DeathDonkey [Qh Qc]
The brewster: folds
pharaoh77: folds
Nilzor: folds
Aido1: folds
Tanoose: raises 200 to 400
leep111: folds
faescher: folds
DeathDonkey: raises 200 to 600
AJDUK: folds
Tanoose: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6h 6c]
DeathDonkey: bets 200
Tanoose: raises 200 to 400
DeathDonkey: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Tc 6h 6c] [3c]
DeathDonkey: checks
Tanoose: bets 400
DeathDonkey: raises 400 to 800
Tanoose: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6h 6c 3c] [Ks]
DeathDonkey: bets 400
Tanoose: calls 400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DeathDonkey: shows [Qh Qc] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
Tanoose: shows [Kd Ts] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Tanoose collected 4600 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4600 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 6h 6c 3c Ks]
Seat 1: faescher (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: DeathDonkey (small blind) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 3: AJDUK (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: The brewster folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pharaoh77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Nilzor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Aido1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Tanoose showed [Kd Ts] and won (4600) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 9: leep111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12134432580: TOURNAMENT #70000007, $200+$15 HOLD'EM LIMIT - LEVEL VII (300/600) - 2007/09/18 - 18:25:06 (ET)
Table '70000007 213' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: faescher (9070 in chips)
Seat 2: DeathDonkey (1360 in chips)
Seat 3: AJDUK (18180 in chips)
Seat 5: pharaoh77 (10067 in chips)
Seat 6: Nilzor (6965 in chips)
Seat 7: TheMasterJ33 (4520 in chips)
Seat 8: Tanoose (6056 in chips)
Seat 9: leep111 (6407 in chips)
leep111: posts small blind 150
faescher: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DeathDonkey [Ks Js]
Vedocorban is connected
DeathDonkey: raises 300 to 600
AJDUK: folds
pharaoh77: folds
Nilzor: folds
TheMasterJ33: raises 300 to 900
Tanoose: folds
leep111: folds
faescher: folds
DeathDonkey: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [8h 8d 7d]
DeathDonkey: checks
TheMasterJ33: bets 300
DeathDonkey: raises 160 to 460 and is all-in
TheMasterJ33: calls 160
*** TURN *** [8h 8d 7d] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [8h 8d 7d Jc] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DeathDonkey: shows [Ks Js] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
TheMasterJ33: shows [Ac Ts] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
TheMasterJ33 collected 3170 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3170 | Rake 0
Board [8h 8d 7d Jc 9c]
Seat 1: faescher (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DeathDonkey showed [Ks Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 3: AJDUK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pharaoh77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Nilzor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TheMasterJ33 showed [Ac Ts] and won (3170) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 8: Tanoose (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: leep111 (small blind) folded before Flop

These four hands were about the whole tournament for me 3.5 hrs. Run good x2, run bad x1, LOL donkaments x1.

-DeathDonkey