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Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?
I own a small landscaping company, we specialize in raking
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#82
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Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?
Professionnal dancer.And this [censored] job cost me 80$ every [censored] night.
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#83
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I own a small landscaping company, we specialize in raking [/ QUOTE ] That is classic |
#84
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[ QUOTE ] I own a small landscaping company, we specialize in raking [/ QUOTE ] That is classic [/ QUOTE ] "so what do you do?" "im in the raking industry, raking of pots" "hmm, so u like sell rakes for planting pots? im not sure i understand?" "you wouldnt..." mysterious, underlying hint of sexuality, i like. |
#85
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Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?
them: what do you do for a living?
me: shut up |
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The only time I don't say "I play cards" is if I'm sitting at a poker table. [/ QUOTE ] winner. at school i'm a poker player and at the casino i'm a student. |
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Professional Poker Player doesn't work so good for me because I sort of look like I'm homeless a lot of the time. God it's hilarious to get pity from people making 1/10 of your income.
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[ QUOTE ] working with retards [/ QUOTE ] this didn't get nearly enough love. A+++++ [/ QUOTE ] thats because it was posted the last time this topic became a thread as well Still a classic |
#89
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Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?
Bulldozer operator
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Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?
Tell them you're a standup philosopher.
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