Beat: My rabbi caught me smoking pot in my car....

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enjoying my pork fried rice
Who walks in? My rabbi

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Pork, shrimp, lobster and Chinese restaurants in general are not kosher. He was the dude who my parents paid to teach me how to be a good Jew. He taught me how it is important to keep a kosher only diet.

In a matter of fact, I told my parents about how the rabbi complained to us in Hebrew school class, how most of our parents were becoming too Americanized and not keeping Kosher households.