Brag : Slick Insult at B&M

[The once and future king]

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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I shagged your turnip truck

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HAHA I GET IT GOOD ONE OP

[mattak]

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JUST INCASE I AM BEING FIFTH LEVELED I WILL POST IN CAPS

See, there's an old cliche about someone who is really niave; it's that they 'just fell off the turnip truck'. They were riding into town on the back of a turnip truck and then fell off. So you see, I was calling him niave, which he was, but doing it in a 1-2 punch sort of way.

Also, this old chick dealer jokingly offered someone a massage for $60. I mumbled to the dirty old man beside me that 'for that much money it better have a happy ending'.

WITTY STUFF.

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I like how OP uses CAPS to ward off fifth level sarcasm. "I put on my robe and wizards hat."

[crookedhat99]

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell down from heaven".

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looool awesome

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He must've been really weirded out about that comment..

[ArthurDent]

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it really takes the sting out of a good BURN when you have to correct your spelling afterwards

its like stuttering during an insult

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It also takes the sting out when the guys Swedish and doesn't know about turnip trucks, short buses, and I'm assuming downies....

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Good point. Most people don't know that Sweden actually outlawed retarded people in 1996.

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So sweden actually made it illegal to be swedish?

[AHoboOnFire]

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell or, rather, were cast out of heaven as the morning star and plummeted through the ether into a lake of fire to rule over your satanic kingdom, aka Canada?".

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greatest thing I have ever read on BBV. evar.

[Squareview]

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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[censored] you.

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LOL

[Boquense]

Best thread ever.

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