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What did the fish say when he hit his head on the wall?
<font color="white">Dam! </font> |
#162
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Why dont Italians like Jehovas Witnesses?
Italians dont like any witnesses. |
#163
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick |
#164
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What's brown and runny?
Ben Johnson |
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot |
#166
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Mickey Mouse walks into his lawyer's office mad as hell and yells, "For the last time Ralph, I wanna divorce Minnie!"
Ralph replies calmly, "Settle down man, I keep telling you, you can't divorce her just because you think she's a little crazy." Mickey goes absolutely apeshit. "I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS CRAZY! I SAID SHE WAS [censored] GOOFY!" |
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An old man and an old woman live in a nursing home. Old man says, "Bet you can't guess how old I am." Old woman says, "Sure I can. Unzip your zipper." So the old man unzips and the old woman reaches right in and feels around down there for a little bit. Then she pulls her hand out and says, "You're 93." The old man says, "That'a amazing, how did you know?" The old woman says, "You told me yesterday."
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What did the Farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
<font color="white">WHERE'S MY TRACTOR???? </font> |
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does earth-downs. [/ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris has no chin. Underneath his beard is another fist. |
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does earth-downs. [/ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris has no chin. Underneath his beard is another fist. [/ QUOTE ] There is only another fist. |
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