Stick of six knives vs stick of six bats

[garcia1000]

The other thread with the discussion of who would win in a fight between a knife-wielder and a bat-wielder stuck in my mind. Then, I saw a TV commercial where they were giving away for free a set of 6 knives.

So I ask: Who would win in a fight between a guy with 6 knives superglued together in parallel, and a guy with 6 baseball bats superglued together in parallel?

Stipulations: These things are glued together and can't be separated during the fight. If it helps you, imagine that they were made that way.

It's a fight to the death or unconsciousness.

The two people are of the same skill level.

Here, I attacked a picture to show what I'm talking about:

[Alobar]

anyone who picks the bats is a moron

[Apathy]

lol wtf

[psuasskicker]

This will be answered in a Konrad comic later.

- C -

[Shenlong]

if they're put together the same way they are in the pictures, all the bats are good for is a shield. Swinging that thing would be a bitch.

[XXXNoahXXX]

stick to konrad.

whether or not this post gets locked will determine garcia's true identity.