WARNING: WILL GIVE YOU A BONNER

[TheCroShow]

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this is [censored], i can't watch because my gf is here, she gets all choked and [censored] if i watch NSFW vids or half naked chicks. eff this =/

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get a better gf lol.

i put on porn when my gf's drunk and she just like judges the girls, its pretty funny ~ "oh she has nice hips, her boobs are too big, shes fat, etc"

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variance: tried to watch before going to work, looked at time and realized i was running late. the video wouldn't load for me. so i left for work.

1 hour later i get a text from gf: "you bad boy, you were watching porn"

me: it was just some link my buddy sent me

she laughed at me later on when she came home.