THE GREATEST POKER MOMENT OF MY LIFE

[NeedATimeMachine]

teach me plz

[hoyasaxa]

I got jealous of his success and tried. Won the first hand, lost the next two, then pocket aces vs. 5 2 to cap it
god i suck

[Supwithbates]

BEAT: this doesn't work on stars I tried

[wotttttttttt]

dammit 0/4 in winning my first showdown, including once when I had KK vs. AQ vs. AJ and LDO ace turns
edit: 0/5
this is sick but sooo standard for me 3/5 times I got in as a favorite even tho i'm shoving every hand, 1/5 it was a coinflip when some idiot calls with 44

dammit I can't even piss noobs off when I just lose lose lose and they bust me
0/9 I QUIT GOD I RUN BAD
I TILTED MYSELF DUE TO FAILURE TO TILT THE BUSTOFISH
NVM F IT 0/10 DIDN'T REALIZED ID SIGNED UP FOR 1 MORE

GOD I RUN BAD
THE FISH INSTACALL Q9 T9 23 AND ALWAYS WIN THERS NO FOLD EQUITY

[iSTRONG]

been there. done that.

[bigbabyjesus]

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who's the tool thats railbirding a 1 dollar tournament?

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He's my personal sweater.

Without him, what I did would be impossible.

[bigbabyjesus]

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this should be stickied in the stt strategy forum... A+

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This tournament took ten minutes, so my hourly is like $16 at these. I'll give you coaching for $15.

P.S. my coaching should take about 3 seconds and one sentence.

[mbillie1]

lol this is amazing... the best I ever did was push every hand of a $10 MTT on FT once, I won about 8 or 9 in a row and then left to go get drunk, I still ended up winning like $22 or something

[D104]

BIG BABY JESUS I CANT WAIT NKA F THAT I CANT WAIT

[Conte Rules]

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themike151 is feeling happy
themike151 is feeling normal
themike151 has 15 seconds left to act
themike151 folds

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This is my favorite part.